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    (Original post by ieatcheeseyo)
    You love the thug life, dont lie
    yadda yadda put your jam in some jars
    watch what you saying, mans out to watch you die
    yadda yadda something something dont test me with spitting barz!
    LOL
    Yoooo you're sleazy.
    Your bars are just plagurized from weezy.
    Your chat up lines are very very cheesy.
    Only advantage to you are that your farts are breazy.
    Having baked beans? Take it eaziiii.
    :cool:
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    (Original post by DontJudge)
    LOL
    Yoooo you're sleazy.
    Your bars are just plagurized from weezy.
    Your chat up lines are very very cheesy.
    Only advantage to you are that your farts are breazy.
    Having baked beans? Take it eaziiii.
    :cool:
    Do one for me :cool:
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    (Original post by zxh800)
    Do one for me :cool:
    Zxh800, i'll do one, readily
    Take it easy, i'll do it steadily.
    Hold on tight, wait for this medley.
    ---You're like my farts, silent but deadly.
    :smug:
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    (Original post by DontJudge)
    Iqqy Iqqy, nice and sticky.
    Get a lollipop and start to licky.
    When searching me, don't use wiki.
    I just got standards, don't call me picky.
    ur off form you know :boring:

    (Original post by Blackshadow)
    Iqqy baby how you doin' babez :sexface:
    khalashadow not too well as ur here
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    (Original post by Politricks)
    I'm not fasting.

    And I haven't prayed for a very long time; I'm an Atheist
    Swearr down?? but why fam yu might as well read da kalma n convert to islam man, so we can b akhis!
    bun sayin yur an athesit, muslim sounds much sikker alie.
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    (Original post by DontJudge)
    Zxh800, i'll do one, readily
    Take it easy, i'll do it steadily.
    Hold on tight, wait for this medley.
    ---You're like my farts, silent but deadly.
    :smug:


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    Ramadhan soon...looking forward to my mums yummy sana and keesuri
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    (Original post by Politricks)
    I'm not fasting.

    And I haven't prayed for a very long time; I'm an Atheist
    you're an athi what ist?
    I would check on like googlezz but my interwebz is down... you get meh?
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    (Original post by DontJudge)
    Life in the hood ain't too great.
    Niggaz shooting about, they call it bait.
    Snakes like some, need to end their fate.
    There's the door, there's the gate.
    High on weed, that's what I rate.
    Dee Jaay, Dee Jaay, Dee Jaay
    You make me wanna Jiz in my PJs
    This might sound cliché but;
    you’re radioactive gama rays
    So whatcha say?
    Wanna skip the foreplay?

    I can't take myself seriously. lol
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    (Original post by Politricks)
    I'm an Athetit
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    Whats it like being an athetit?
    And you have to excuse my replying speeds, my internet is down, ygm?
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    (Original post by Luxray)
    Ramadhan soon...looking forward to my mums yummy sana and keesuri
    :drool: I've missed the sana so much.

    My mum's kisuuri is munch. However kisuuri made by anyone else is pure blegh :lolwut:
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    (Original post by Politricks)
    I can now look at a tit without worrying about the big guy up the sky
    Yeah, guess it works for you, what with wanting to look like a tit... fair play...
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    (Original post by Politricks)
    But really I'm an Agnostic-Atheist, I just call myself an Atheist to save time, because really you could be agnostic about anything; you could be agnostic about fairies, the only reason we don't believe in fairies is because we don't see a good enough reason to believe in them. Being an Agnostic-Atheist, I can't be 100% certain that there isn't a god, that would be pure arrogance if I was, however, I don't see a good enough reason to believe in a god.
    Wait now you're attacking my belief in fairies
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    (Original post by Politricks)
    Ah, sana! I haven't had that for at least 7 or 8 years, I totally forgot about that; should tell my mother to make that this Ramadan :coma:

    Thanks for reminding me about sana guys :five:
    My mum makes a killer onion bhajee with it too. Looking forward to the first Iftar. Always the best one :ahee:
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    (Original post by jumpingjesusholycow)
    :drool: I've missed the sana so much.

    My mum's kisuuri is munch. However kisuuri made by anyone else is pure blegh :lolwut:
    Nah most people's keesuri is alright. It's sana I think that tastes crap at some peoples homes. Like one of aunts who we are close to uses mainly the darker coloured chickpeas and it just tastes hard and bland.

    I love sana with salad oh and dali-borah with salad as well nomonomnom
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    (Original post by Politricks)
    Ah, sana! I haven't had that for at least 7 or 8 years, I totally forgot about that; should tell my mother to make that this Ramadan :coma:

    Thanks for reminding me about sana guys :five:
    WTH really?! I always thought sana and kisurri were staple items during iftar.
    I really enjoy minced meat pastries as well. And chicken pakoras which every ramadhan I help her make. It takes so long trying to make them into heart shapes -.-
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    (Original post by jumpingjesusholycow)
    My mum makes a killer onion bhajee with it too. Looking forward to the first Iftar. Always the best one :ahee:
    Lool all bengali mums go crazy on the first one, only time that we might have more food is when some guests come over.
    I'm not a fan of onion bhajees, I think its cos I find them too onion-y.
    What do you guys eat at sehri (fotar-bala)?
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    (Original post by Jiraya Sama)
    I am assuming this Bhai is Bengali. Edit: YEah he is Bengali, played his Chune at the Boyshaki Melah.
    He's from Punjab, Pakistan
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-18075428
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    (Original post by Politricks)
    How powerful are your fairies now?
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    The professor of a university challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student answered bravely, "Yes, he did".

    The professor then asked, "If God created everything, then he created evil. Since evil exists (as noticed by our own actions), so God is evil. The student couldn't respond to that statement causing the professor to conclude that he had "proved" that "belief in God" was a fairy tale, and therefore worthless.

    Another student raised his hand and asked the professor, "May I pose a question? " "Of course" answered the professor.

    The young student stood up and asked : "Professor does Cold exists?"

    The professor answered, "What kind of question is that? ...Of course the cold exists... haven't you ever been cold?"

    The young student answered, "In fact sir, Cold does not exist. According to the laws of Physics, what we consider cold, in fact is the absence of heat. Anything is able to be studied as long as it transmits energy (heat). Absolute Zero is the total absence of heat, but cold does not exist. What we have done is create a term to describe how we feel if we don't have body heat or we are not hot."

    "And, does Dark exist?", he continued. The professor answered "Of course". This time the student responded, "Again you're wrong, Sir. Darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in fact simply the absence of light. Light can be studied, darkness can not. Darkness cannot be broken down. A simple ray of light tears the darkness and illuminates the surface where the light beam finishes. Dark is a term that we humans have created to describe what happens when there's lack of light."

    Finally, the student asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?" The professor replied, "Of course it exists, as I mentioned at the beginning, we see violations, crimes and violence anywhere in the world, and those things are evil."

    , To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat, or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
    After this, the professor bowed down his head, and didn't answer back.

    The young man's name was ALBERT EINSTEIN.
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    Basically I've been looking at the debate here for a while.
    It isn't right, that one is criticising another for their beliefs.
    You can portray your argument, but you shouldn't portray an opinion.
    We should respect each other's beliefs, and stay harmonious.

    Even though my input in this argument is that, If you're a true bengali, you'd defo open fast with Sana and Kesuri. :teehee:
    How can you resist this? :zomg: I DO NOT KNOW!
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    Omg someone find a picture of Kesuri, I can't find one

    (Original post by Lil08)
    Dee Jaay, Dee Jaay, Dee Jaay
    You make me wanna Jiz in my PJs
    This might sound cliché but;
    you’re radioactive gama rays
    So whatcha say?
    Wanna skip the foreplay?

    I can't take myself seriously. lol
    OMG LOL, I've finally unleashed the beast!

    Man iz so sick, I wanna make you throw up.
    When I get angry, athiest's think, I'm about to blow up.
    All muslims are terrorists? I think you need to grow up.
    Invite me to your house party. I ain't gonna show up.
    :gangster:


    15seconds, still. :cool:

    (Original post by Politricks)
    I'm not fasting.

    And I haven't prayed for a very long time; I'm an Atheist
    You're athiest? :eek4: :eek4: :eek4:


    I don't know why, but I thought you were muslims all this time...
    Guess I should do what my username says.
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