[bmqib]

(Original post by DontJudge)
omg manz is soo bludy clever i no hw to right and speel. i even got 1 mark off C for my english lang in gcse.

hey cutie pie , i don't understand what you're trying to tell mew

[Ayesha1234]

(Original post by . . .)


M&S in the warehouse.

Is that sarcasm I here.

That's great.

What sarcasm?

[. . .]

(Original post by Ayesha1234)
That's great.

What sarcasm?

I'm onto you. Not stalking because that would be pretty weird but kind of like a secret agent on a criminal...

[DontJudge]

(Original post by Ayesha1234)
Lol whatever, I bet this is all an act. You really come from a posh middle-class background. I can tell

Hmm, clearly I'm rubbish at e-analysing people. Oh well. And that's true, I remember we had a dispute on here when I first started posting.

Iftar is my favourite meal in the whole, entire world. Honestly. It differs from day to day but normally I have: kisuri, sana, half boiled egg, tomato & red onion salad & a selection of pakoras, somosas etc with this yummy sauce. Lol I sound like a hippo. What do you have?

Looooool. Sure. Once you here where I'm from, you'd be like. 'Eww'. We're very popular in the media.

I analyse soo much, to the extent of being overly paranoid. It's the most annoying thing to ever have. I don't intentionally do it.

Omg yeaah loool. I was like 'stop being so fakely nicey nice', and you were telling me to stop treating everyone meanly.

Aww bless :') Yes Sana and Kesuri, she knows!
Sounds okay. I eat loads as well like you. I have sana, kesuri, salad. cheese and potatoe pastry. Kebeb bap. Pakora'z and Brown rice..all that goes in my very tiny stomach...and still have room for chocolate.
Tryna put on weight, but never do

(Original post by bmqib)
hey cutie pie , i don't understand what you're trying to tell mew

Please hit on somebody else you horrendous excuse for a human being.

Oh look Ayesha's above you ^^^ She told me she likes men who look like monkeys. And that's exactly what your DP is.

[bmqib]

(Original post by DontJudge)
Looooool. Sure. Once you here where I'm from, you'd be like. 'Eww'. We're very popular in the media.

I analyse soo much, to the extent of being overly paranoid. It's the most annoying thing to ever have. I don't intentionally do it.

Omg yeaah loool. I was like 'stop being so fakely nicey nice', and you were telling me to stop treating everyone meanly.

Aww bless :') Yes Sana and Kesuri, she knows!
Sounds okay. I eat loads as well like you. I have sana, kesuri, salad. cheese and potatoe pastry. Kebeb bap. Pakora'z and Brown rice..all that goes in my very tiny stomach...and still have room for chocolate.
Tryna put on weight, but never do



Please hit on somebody else you horrendous excuse for a human being.

Oh look Ayesha's above you ^^^ She told me she likes men who look like monkeys. And that's exactly what your DP is.

i was just admiring myself in the mirror LOL, i don't look anything like a monkey. may be a hot sexy monkey hehe . ayesha sounds religious mashAllah

[DontJudge]

(Original post by bmqib)
i was just admiring myself in the mirror LOL, i don't look anything like a monkey. may be a hot sexy monkey hehe . ayesha sounds religious mashAllah

Yeah cos i'm totally attracted to someone who is egotistical.
Basically, I look like Balotelli and Shrek doing a collaboration. Omg i'm 10x hotter than you


So what you trying to say.. that I sound like slag and i'm easy?
Is that why you keep hitting on me via PM? Wtf. Do1.

(Original post by nget89)
Can some of you please help me by answering this survey which is for my dissertation? Its in regards to customer loyalty for Angry Birds. So whether you have played or not played the game before you can also answer the questionnaire. It's just 10 short questions.


This is the link :
http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/6VSLZLF
Thanks so much.

Make a thread about it.

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(Original post by DontJudge)
Yeah cos i'm totally attracted to someone who is egotistical.
Basically, I look like Balotelli and Shrek doing a collaboration. Omg i'm 10x hotter than you


So what you trying to say.. that I sound like slag and i'm easy?
Is that why you keep hitting on me via PM? Wtf. Do1.

Sounds about right.

[Ayesha1234]

(Original post by . . .)
I'm onto you. Not stalking because that would be pretty weird but kind of like a secret agent on a criminal...

Haha

That's still weird

(Original post by DontJudge)
Looooool. Sure. Once you here where I'm from, you'd be like. 'Eww'. We're very popular in the media.

I analyse soo much, to the extent of being overly paranoid. It's the most annoying thing to ever have. I don't intentionally do it.

Omg yeaah loool. I was like 'stop being so fakely nicey nice', and you were telling me to stop treating everyone meanly.

Aww bless :') Yes Sana and Kesuri, she knows!
Sounds okay. I eat loads as well like you. I have sana, kesuri, salad. cheese and potatoe pastry. Kebeb bap. Pakora'z and Brown rice..all that goes in my very tiny stomach...and still have room for chocolate.
Tryna put on weight, but never do



Please hit on somebody else you horrendous excuse for a human being.

Oh look Ayesha's above you ^^^ She told me she likes men who look like monkeys. And that's exactly what your DP is.

Oi I don't go for monkeys

Well whatever your background, you sound intelligent. Yeah, analysing people constantly and being paranoid would suck.

Omg, I'm not fake nice!! It's the real deal

Hmm. All this talk of food has made me hungrier. Yeah, on top of kisuri and stuff, mum makes an alternative dish which differs everyday.

Me either, I'm a slim size 24

[bmqib]

(Original post by DontJudge)
Yeah cos i'm totally attracted to someone who is egotistical.
Basically, I look like Balotelli and Shrek doing a collaboration. Omg i'm 10x hotter than you


So what you trying to say.. that I sound like slag and i'm easy?
Is that why you keep hitting on me via PM? Wtf. Do1.

comparing balotelli to shrek is mean and racist. no i just noticed the posts about iftar and it reminded me of my lack of attention to religious obligations

[DontJudge]

(Original post by . . .)
Sounds about right.

That I sound like a slag?

(Original post by Ayesha1234)
Oi I don't go for monkeys

Well whatever your background, you sound intelligent. Yeah, analysing people constantly and being paranoid would suck.

Omg, I'm not fake nice!! It's the real deal

Hmm. All this talk of food has made me hungrier. Yeah, on top of kisuri and stuff, mum makes an alternative dish which differs everyday.

Me either, I'm slim size 24

Trust me Ayesha, I've been tryna get rid of this geezer for months.

No idea where you got that from! All I do is spout bullshizzle on forums
Yep, well people call me paranoid..even tho most of the time i'm right about my gut feelings.

Loool. I have suspicions about nice people. There might be hiding something.

I have to make most of the dishes Stupid housewife ting

I'm size 8.

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(Original post by DontJudge)
That I sound like a slag?

You're smart aren't you. Work it out.

[Iqbal007]

(Original post by bmqib)
won't they give me accoms cos i'm paying international fees?

it's cos its your insurance, but you should be a priority as your paying international fees if you don't get your firm.

[DontJudge]

(Original post by . . .)
You're smart aren't you. Work it out.

Be straight up, what you trying to say?

I would of thought you were equally as smart to comprehend 'Do not quote me ever again'.

(Original post by bmqib)
comparing balotelli to shrek is mean and racist. no i just noticed the posts about iftar and it reminded me of my lack of attention to religious obligations

Lol. Racist against black people?! me? That's the most funniest thing i've heard. :')
Yes. I'm proper racist. I even join EDL marches now and again.

Well you should try slowly. Especially during ramadan, it's the best time to get yourself sorted, and look into your religion more. Even by slowly becoming a better person with your innerself, and adopting Abad (Islamic Manners).

[Ayesha1234]

(Original post by DontJudge)
Trust me Ayesha, I've been tryna get rid of this geezer for months.

No idea where you got that from! All I do is spout bullshizzle on forums
Yep, well people call me paranoid..even tho most of the time i'm right about my gut feelings.

Loool. I have suspicions about nice people. There might be hiding something.

I have to make most of the dishes Stupid housewife ting

I'm size 8.

Aww, all the TSR guys are after DJ's heart

Just be straight with him & ignore his PMs. Btw, no one ever PMs me only TSR telling me to use their app

You don't sound paranoid but were kinda mean though.

Lol I thought it was the quiet ones that hide stuff. I assure you I'm not one of those weird people you find on the internet

And I was joking! I'm also a size 8. I doubt size 24 even exists.

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(Original post by DontJudge)
Be straight up, what you trying to say?

I would of thought you were equally as smart to comprehend 'Do not quote me ever again'.

Me nahh! I'm an idiot. I can just about decipher English.

[DontJudge]

(Original post by Ayesha1234)
Aww, all the TSR guys are after DJ's heart

Just be straight with him & ignore his PMs. Btw, no one ever PMs me only TSR telling me to use their app

You don't sound paranoid but were kinda mean though.

Lol I thought it was the quiet ones that hide stuff. I assure you I'm not one of those weird people you find on the internet

And I was joking! I'm also a size 8. I doubt size 24 even exists.

No. All I do is swear at them, treat them meanly. And they keep coming back for some reason.

Looooooooooll. You jowka awww Don't worry soon, i'll be your first
Trust me I have with every guy telling them not to quote me, i'm an upfront person aren't I? They still do it.

Hahah. It's just the way I am. My niceness towards someone develops, if I like the person. Otherwise, nah.

Are you sure you're not stalking meh? Well you're right, some are like that. But I assure you i'm exactly like this in real I have a school mate who uses this with me lol, called 'Mena'.

Trust me, size 24, imagine dat ass

(Original post by . . .)


Me nahh! I'm an idiot. I can just about decipher English.

First time we can both agree on something.

Why are you on here anyways. This is the only place I can get away from people like you who annoy the hell out of me.

[bmqib]

(Original post by DontJudge)
Be straight up, what you trying to say?

I would of thought you were equally as smart to comprehend 'Do not quote me ever again'.



Lol. Racist against black people?! me? That's the most funniest thing i've heard. :')
Yes. I'm proper racist. I even join EDL marches now and again.

Well you should try slowly. Especially during ramadan, it's the best time to get yourself sorted, and look into your religion more. Even by slowly becoming a better person with your innerself, and adopting Abad (Islamic Manners).

yeah like you would by stop lying about me hitting on you via PM , i don't do it intentionally but i should

[. . .]

(Original post by DontJudge)
First time we can both agree on something.

Why are you on here anyways. This is the only place I can get away from people like you who annoy the hell out of me.

I want to be on here. Don't like it go elsewhere if you don't want to suck it up like a big girl.

[bmqib]

(Original post by Iqbal007)
it's cos its your insurance, but you should be a priority as your paying international fees if you don't get your firm.

you seem very popular at qmul m8, amongs the south asian diaspora

[DontJudge]

(Original post by . . .)
I want to be on here. Don't like it go elsewhere if you don't want to suck it up like a big girl.

Looool a newcomer telling someone whose been on this thread from years, to go elsewhere.

I promise you, this thread would turn into a graveyard without me.
But hey if you don't want me here. I could easily leave. Because you're obviously much more important(!)

(Original post by bmqib)
yeah like you would by stop lying about me hitting on you via PM , i don't do it intentionally but i should

Well I can always copy and paste the PM if you want proof to help your amnesia?
Don't worry, you're not the only one. There are plenty more other creep likes you. You should start a society.

Wait let me summon this girl. She's really pretty bengali who likes clubbing.
Trust me. You + Her are like meant to be.

(Original post by sugar-n-spice)
I like short bengali men