Girls won&#x27;t stop lying

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Original post by Linnerzx

I'm a charming man? Aww. Not the sharpest...

I just love talking to you. That's why.

I meant to write that you're a charming man..

Really not the sharpest are you...

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Truflais

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Original post by pizzle223

Haha, something like that..

'Something'?

You wanted to take a dump on her chest didn't you?

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Yes, because us girls are liars. It's in our blood. You can't escape it.... Ever. :colone:

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Original post by eliza.anne

'Something'?

You wanted to take a dump on her chest didn't you?

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All want is a girl who'll let me **** on her chest...

and maybe one day, she'll take a dump on mine :frown:

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Linnerzx

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Original post by pizzle223

I meant to write that you're a charming man..

Really not the sharpest are you...

No love, I KNOW you meant to write that, I just thought it was a little shame that was the best thing you could come up with. This potentially hilarious conversation has really gone downhill due to your poor efforts :frown:

Maybe I don't love talking to you as much as I thought I did.

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Original post by Amanbabbar./

Yes, because us girls are liars. It's in our blood. You can't escape it.... Ever. :colone:

Don't say that love!!!!

Well tbh I'm not that fussed I think I'd do well staying single my whole life..

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Truflais

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Original post by pizzle223

All want is a girl who'll let me **** on her chest...

and maybe one day, she'll take a dump on mine :frown:

Aw. Don't worry. I'm sure many girls would love to **** all over you. :lol:

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Original post by pizzle223

Don't say that love!!!!

Well tbh I'm not that fussed I think I'd do well staying single my whole life..

I said it

And n'aawh, you won't be single your whole life :biggrin:

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Original post by Linnerzx

No love, I KNOW you meant to write that, I just thought it was a little shame that was the best thing you could come up with. This potentially hilarious conversation has really gone downhill due to your poor efforts :frown:

Maybe I don't love talking to you as much as I thought I did.

I'm not gonna lie I'm a little disappointed with myself.

You won't believe this but I'm actually known for being pretty on the ball with this kinda ****..

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Original post by Amanbabbar./

I said it

And n'aawh, you won't be single your whole life :biggrin:

Seriously tho, being single my whole life (well not getting married) definitely isn't the worst thing that could happen..

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Original post by pizzle223

Seriously tho, being single my whole life (well not getting married) definitely isn't the worst thing that could happen..

I can see into the future.
And I see 17 lucky pussys in your life.

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Bulbasaur

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Original post by Amanbabbar./

I can see into the future.
And I see 17 lucky pussys in your life.

Nice one.

I'll get your coat.

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Original post by Bulbasaur

Nice one.

I'll get your coat.

I don't need my coat -_-

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Original post by Amanbabbar./

I can see into the future.
And I see 17 lucky pussys in your life.

**** that! That's less than what I've already had...

You're basically telling me it all goes down hill from hear.

Although do I have all 17, at once? Are they like, all my girlfriends and all get along. That'd be perfect.

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