what to do with half of a £20 note

easy money, rip a note in half, go to bank, "£20 please", rip note, repeat.

I'm pretty sure you need to have both bits, or at least the bit with the metallic strip.

gCarroll thinks this sounds like a scam.

Go and find a different half £20 note and stick them together?

gCarroll is back!

gCarroll will always be with you.

gCarroll cannot attest to that. However he can confirm his commitment to the betterment of human life through loving.

gCarroll supposes that God would not want to reveal his true, possibly dark - certainly tragic, motives, even to his most trusted of followers.

Many factors are taken into account when deciding whether a payment can be made. No single factor is given priority, but we do take into account things such as the size of the fragments and the presence or absence of some of the main features on the note such as the serial number, the Chief Cashier’s signature and the promissory clause (‘I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of……’). The declared cause of the damage is also taken into consideration before making a final decision.

gCarroll supposes that God would not want to reveal his true, possibly dark - certainly tragic, motives, even to his most trusted of followers.

Can I be God's wife?

foxo wonders how long it will be until gCaroll gets slaughtered again for using third person narrative. foxo will jump to gCaroll's defence if need be.

gCarroll asks if you are a believer of the importance of carnal consummation?

Whats the point in ripping up a £20 note only to go and ask for it to be replaced?

You need over half of the note to get it back. I accidentaly ripped a tenner last week (dont ask) but went into the bank, gave them the biggest piece and they gave me a replacement note.

For how much £?