While going to sleep I for some reason started thinking about how The Muppets v2.0 hosted Raw, and how disappointing Statler and Waldorf were (from what I saw). Then I started thinking up real S&W jokes. Even one while I was asleep. So here, let's pretend this is what they actually said:
Statler: "Ted DiBiase? He still around?"
Waldorf: "No that's his son, Ted DiBiase Jr."
Statler: "I heard he did the high jump before he became a wrestler"
Waldorf: "Well he tried, but he couldn't get over!"
Waldorf: "That John Cena, huh? Looking in great shape."
Statler: "Did you know he had a day job as a salesman for household items?"
Statler: "Yeah. You'd think he'd be able to take that experience into his matches and sell a clothesline every now and then!"
Statler: "You know, CM Punk really loves Pepsi."
Waldorf: "Of course he does! He's straight-edge, so he doesn't have coke."
Statler: "I've been watching Matt Hardy YouTube videos. He's such a badass."
Waldorf: "He is?"
Statler: "Well, he's bad... and he's certainly an ass!"
Statler: "You hear the one about the entertaining Big Show match?"
Statler: "Neither have I!"
Last edited by nonotrly; 02-05-2012 at 18:06.
He's been doing that for about a decade, and he's been WWE's biggest (though forced) star for those years, being cheered by millions of kids and women. People aren't going to see it as literally as you see it, they see it as a typical John Cena win. Plus that's all that matters, he got the win, he bested his opponent. By the time we saw Rocky IV, we knew Rocky wasn't constantly getting his ass handed to him, that was just how he boxed.
(Original post by jayne.corr)
people aren't stupid. they saw the beating he got. they saw he won by a fluke. they saw his bloodied head. he didn't look like supercena. he looked like a chump who got lucky
Yes I just compared John Cena to Rocky Balboa.
Besides, people ARE stupid, and wrestling fans are meant to have short attention-spans. We cheer Kane even though he's a serial rapist.
Last edited by nonotrly; 30-04-2012 at 19:17.
Wait a minute... did Cena/Lesnar go on last??
His finisher should be the Laurinitiscanrana.
(Original post by TheMagicRat)
Maybe I'm alone here but I'd much prefer to see Johnny Ace fight Cena than Tensai, who we was obviously led to believe would be his opponent.
Can't wait to see Johnny Ace do the
Ace Crusher on Cena.
Last edited by nonotrly; 01-05-2012 at 21:57.