Currently living in The Portland and we have no water at the minute (fourth time since October). There's frequent fire alarms (not drills, they just go off whenever they please), two breakins that I'm aware of since November, staff are completely useless and rude, wifi is okay, not clean, not secured whatsoever, lights don't work, the rooms are absolutely freezing, fire at 3am because someone put their fag in the bin, rat and pigeon in the lounge and if you want something doing just do it yourself. Honestly, I wish I was joking about all of this but I'm really not. Every single one of those things have happened in the space of 4 months. This place terrifies me, I wouldn't let your kids move here, it's incredibly dangerous.