"Racist" Chippy

Aren't all Chippies spin-offs of Kebab shops these days?

Unbelievable. Typical stingy East Coast swine, giving away brown sauce for free, to the stuck-up posh English Morningside Sassenach fudds that are the residents of the pathetic, freezing, bleak, American-infested doleful hellhole that is known among the few people that have the ability to speak its name without physically retching as 'Edinburgh'.... when they make the honest, hard working, friendly, amicable, entertaining, good hearted, kind, upstanding men of the majestic city that is known to all the world over in protestant and catholic pubs, in Ibrox, Parkhead and Westminster, in Ireland and in Iceland, in Reykjavik and in Recife, in Annan and in Antananarivo, as the fine, teeming, cosmopolitan metropolis of Glasgow.

I'm surprised they even have chip shops in Edinburgh, I thought they just had old witchlike crones sitting around in drawing rooms that open on to the street, addressing all who have the folly to enter with the resounding welcome 'Ye'll have had your tea...'.

Charging for ketchup... next the Indian takeaways will be charging for curry sauce, you'll just get chicken with a coating of turmeric powder otherwise. But its no more than you'd expect, frankly there's only one reason to visit Edinburgh at all, and that is to see the fine landmark that is of course, the M8 to Glasgow. If Scotland becomes independent, the first thing we need to do is make Glasgow our capital, and the second thing is to make it a law that anyone who charges for ketchup must be forthwith deported to Transnistria.

Nah am soond mate. And so's the rest of Scotland.

Unbelievable. Typical stingy East Coast swine, giving away brown sauce for free, to the stuck-up posh English Morningside Sassenach fudds that are the residents of the pathetic, freezing, bleak, American-infested doleful hellhole that is known among the few people that have the ability to speak its name without physically retching as 'Edinburgh'.... when they make the honest, hard working, friendly, amicable, entertaining, good hearted, kind, upstanding men of the majestic city that is known to all the world over in protestant and catholic pubs, in Ibrox, Parkhead and Westminster, in Ireland and in Iceland, in Reykjavik and in Recife, in Annan and in Antananarivo, as the fine, teeming, cosmopolitan metropolis of Glasgow.

I'm surprised they even have chip shops in Edinburgh, I thought they just had old witchlike crones sitting around in drawing rooms that open on to the street, addressing all who have the folly to enter with the resounding welcome 'Ye'll have had your tea...'.

Charging for ketchup... next the Indian takeaways will be charging for curry sauce, you'll just get chicken with a coating of turmeric powder otherwise. But its no more than you'd expect, frankly there's only one reason to visit Edinburgh at all, and that is to see the fine landmark that is of course, the M8 to Glasgow. If Scotland becomes independent, the first thing we need to do is make Glasgow our capital, and the second thing is to make it a law that anyone who charges for ketchup must be forthwith deported to Transnistria.