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Am I so mentally screwed up ...

I knew I was bisexual from a young age when I got hard from a blond boy on ford car advert. He looked so perfect - the child every mother wants. He was tall for his age and had gorgeous untamed blond hair. I see these types of kids at museums - I sometimes question whether I go to museums just to see cute educated families. I was staying in Canada for a month over the summer and I went to the RoM (Royal Ontario Museum) - I was walking around the Medieval Europe section and saw an attractive blond haired girl - around my age - single - looking at me. She had a cute face like me and gazed at me from time to time. I walked into the African culture section and she followed me. I'm a really a very shy and socially insecure guy and the thought of her coming up to me made me feel sick (in a good way?). So I walked out and went to the bathroom for 5 minutes until I was sure she had left. Anyway she was perfect, tall like myself with plaited blond hair like a Medieval woman living inside a castle. I guess she was educated and we were both at the museum by ourselves so clearly had something in common.

That aside, I saw lots of guys all my age, some younger, on high school trips to the RoM - they were all tall with my kind of hair, cute. Statically speaking, at least one of them had to be bisexual or gay like myself. That thought made me feel quite unusual? I saw an attractive blond boy in the Mesonian Exhibition - He was like a younger version of me. The whole place made me hard and I went into the public bathrooms and ****ed off over all what I saw. It was better than porn because they were so close and so aesthetically pleasing to look at. You know, cute, longish blond hair etc. Also some of the guys around my age had leg hair that just looks so hot on teenage boys - especially thick blond hair boys with big eyes like me. So after I masturbated to these guys (I felt like it was something a perverted old guy would do)... I was worried in case they had security cameras inside the bathroom cubical as well - being a museum right?

All of the guys in Canada are a mixture of European genes which makes them so hot and all of girls want to date them etc. Amercian/Canadian people are so attractive compared to the people in the UK. The people here are short and stubby like but over there, they are all so tall and athletic - the guys have perfect dental health too - Teen boys with gorgeous smiles. People here are ugly trolls compared to the hybrids in North America.

Then I went to a lakeside cottage and there are loads of tall guys with perfect looking bodies, wearing shorts, like they just stepped out of a gay porn movie. I saw a couple looking at me because I guess I give off that cute homo vibe with my hair and face. There legs were long and slender and there arms so long and everything just looked so elite compared to guys I see in the UK. I bet they were the kids of rich CEOs like in desperate housewives.

The funny thing is, the people I describe are so common that they aren't considered attractive. I've watched some ugly European people being laughed at because they look 'out of place' - Ugly Viking/Anglo Saxon genetics compared to the hybrid of North Americans
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Whats the point of this thread? To tell us you had a **** in the toilet over some guys? To tell us that brits are ugly trolls?
Clearly a troll, and as far as I'm aware this thread asks no questions or holds any value for discussion, even if it was somehow legit.
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Original post by Studentus-anonymous
Clearly a troll, and as far as I'm aware this thread asks no questions or holds any value for discussion, even if it was somehow legit.


I agree, let's neg the **** out of him
LOL WTF. Trolling ofc but this is disturbing
So basically you get off to yourself? :/
Reply 6
The OPs description made me think of Barney from the Flinstones prequel

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