Serious topic:
(Premier League)
Shevchenko: 48 apps, 9 goals
Pizzaro: 21 apps, 2 goals
Torres: 87 apps, 15 goals
Sturridge: 63 apps, 13 goals
Demba Ba: 15 apps, 2 goals
Eto'o: 0 goals in all competitions, not sure how many apps
Anelka: 125 apps, 38 goals
If Lukaku came back he would probably struggle too (srsly). The game time he had with Chelsea he looked like a completely different player (in a bad way)
Drogba has been Chelsea's only decent striker since Hasselbaink...
The funny thing is that before they came to Chelsea these players were great, or in some cases once they leave Chelsea they become great.