Difference between a truce and armistice?

Was that a euphemism?

This is true but did you also know that a sloth retains it's grip even after it's dead?

Not intentionally. Poor word choice

Did you know they risk their lives on a 20 minute descent to the forest floor to **** when they could just do it hanging from the tree? Truly odd creatures.

Yeah right! Nice save.

The female sloths obviously just play hard to get. The male plays along.
Hmm, that scenario seems awfully close to home...

Ah man, TSR's swear filter strikes again.

Not to f-word. To s-word. That's why it's so hilarious

Well, Would you rather **** out of a tree or on the ground. I mean, when it goes to wipe it's ass you would have to hang on with one arm. That can't be comfortable.

Nice save Would you risk your life to **** (s-word ) once a week? It's the main thing they leave the trees for. I'm afraid the TIL section on Reddit didn't grace me with knowledge of whether they leave the trees to **** (f-word)

Touche

Imagine being the unfortunate passer-byer below them They are veggies so it would be like a pellet being shot out of a barrel and then accelerating at nearly 10 m/s towards your head. That can't be good.

I think they probably have a 'if this branch be a-rocking' rule so don't need to

How is sloths ****ting even remotely related to the difference between a truce and an armistice?

Meh, I marked the thread as Answered and I'm the Thread Starter so who cares?! I do like how far away we got, though

I've had way too many warning points for spamming I'm bad at staying on topic

I would send you a PM but after talking about Sloth **** it would be a bit anti-climatic.