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Worst One Liners of Your Life...

Does your mouth have a mind of it's own?
Mine seems to blab out the most embarrassing stuff in the most awkward situations.

Reply 1

T-go

I get really flustered during answer phone messages

Reply 2

xoxAngel_Kxox

I was once chatted up with the line

"You're not bad, you know, for a fat girl".

I was like.. "thanks".

Reply 3

iammeyouareyou

When I was about 6, there was a boy in my class who had a lisp and when his mother came in to help out one day I asked her 'Why can't Michael talk properly?'

Reply 4

ToLiveInADream

I blurt out everything tbh. Sarcastic answers and things I mean to keep to myself but just comes out lol. The other day my teacher made a joke about how dodo birds were now extinct and I happened to blurt out something about how some were unaccounted for and sitting in my table (referring to someone jokingly) and the whole class heard because for once they were quiet.

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Reply 5

Truflais

A girl I'd only met a few times asked for a sip of my drink once and I was like 'well so long as you don't have herpes!' It was a joke but she didn't take it that way :getmecoat:

Reply 6

James Perfect

I've got a friend who's fond of the line "Are you a wireless router? Because I'm looking at my phone and it says we've established some sort of connection" It's awful.