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My house got egged last night, what shall I do?

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throw flour, sugar, and butter at your house, and then say now who's luaghing when you have a delicious cake house :dontknow:

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Reply 41

qasidb

Original post by has_700

onto it right now

I'm interested as to what happen next in that case. Can you somehow record it and then post it on here?
By the way, since know the address, maybe you can add his address online to businesses which like to send out newsletters etc. to their subscribers. You could probably subscribe him to particular businesses that will be seriously questioned by his parents when they see it in their letterbox. :wink:

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Reply 42

Shaun1991

Kidnap them, keep them locked in a room for a week or so, inject them with heroin at regular intervals, then let them go. TRUST bruv it'll be bantz.

Reply 43

Runninground

If they have a nice front garden throw weed killer on it one night. They'll be horrified when all of the grass slowly dies aha.

Reply 44

Hi, How are you ?

Original post by has_700

Basically my house got egged last night so I want a good prank/revenge I could do back because I know one the kids who did it, I'm 17 btw

Throw a brick with a note attached through their window(s) threatening them.

Reply 45

Jack93o

Original post by has_700

but that is the p**sy type of revenge

they ran away when they egged your house presumably, seems like they're the pussies to me :dontknow:

Reply 46

Scratchyjam

Original post by Precious Illusions

I love anchovy pizza - so I'd be pretty happy with that.

And I bet you're the type of person who likes sparking water, marmite and coffee revels, aren't you?

you people make me sick

Reply 47

Truflais

Original post by Scratchyjam

And I bet you're the type of person who likes sparking water, marmite and coffee revels, aren't you?

you people make me sick

I only like sparking water when it's mixed with squash, indifferent about marmite, ****ing loved coffee revels.

Oh you did NOT just say 'you people'. :colonhash:

Reply 48

has_700

just posted an ad for a gay massage service for fattys house onto gumtree

Reply 49

Scratchyjam

Original post by Precious Illusions

I only like sparking water when it's mixed with squash, indifferent about marmite, ****ing loved coffee revels.

Oh you did NOT just say 'you people'. :colonhash:

gawd stop trying to flirt with me

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Reply 50

Scratchyjam

Original post by has_700

just posted an ad for a gay massage service for fattys house onto gumtree

haha just looked on gum tree and found it, nice touch bro

not gonna lie, you've got stiff competition. GAY MOBILE MASSEUR offers a variety of massages and HE BRING EXPERIENCE AND ESSENTIAL OIL TO YOU!!!!

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Reply 51

has_700

Original post by Scratchyjam

hahahaha guess what, i got a dude coming down to his tonight at around 10pm
:rofl:

Reply 52

pseudonymegg

Turn your heating on and then you'll have a lush omlet :biggrin:

Reply 53

IanDangerously

Find an open window, put a hosepipe through and start filling the house with water.

Reply 54

Scratchyjam

Original post by has_700

hahahaha guess what, i got a dude coming down to his tonight at around 10pm
:rofl:

hahah what happened? deets brah

Reply 55

Shak995

Drop kick him in the head

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Reply 56

yakyakyak

Clean it up?

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Reply 57

Assassinn

Original post by has_700

Basically my house got egged last night so I want a good prank/revenge I could do back because I know one the kids who did it, I'm 17 btw

Reminds me of dark times in my life.... Where I used to egg people's house on halloween.

Pathetic I know.

OP; coming from a professional egger I would just recommend cleaning it up.... Then egging the house of the perpetrators.

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Reply 58

has_700

Original post by Scratchyjam

hahah what happened? deets brah

well on friday night the gay dude came to fattys house at around 10 and asked for ahmed for a massage, his sis answered the door, got confused and said hes not in,then the gay guy rang me to ask where i was, i told him another address which was in the same street as mine,then when i looked out i could a dude in a car driving through the street several times whilst on the phone, he was ringing me but i wasn't answering,so after getting bored he jst went home, he said he came all the way from manchester to dewsbury lol

but just yesterday he tex me saying that if i dont remove the gumtree ad he wil report me to the police :cool: