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Stains On Bedding!!

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Original post by ChocoCoatedLemons
A lot of lads use a lube anyway, even if they're just using their hand. Boys don't lubricate naturally, what the Hell did you think happened? :s-smilie:


:frown: I just don't understand why they'd need lube ... :sigh:
Reply 61
Original post by sosadsosad
:frown: I just don't understand why they'd need lube ... :sigh:


I was using 2 toys one for the front and one for the back. You need it to have lube on or it will hurt and cause friction.
Original post by BolandMark
I was using 2 toys one for the front and one for the back. You need it to have lube on or it will hurt and cause friction.


:erm:
But I can rub my hand up and down my arm easily, no friction. :confused:
Reply 63
Original post by sosadsosad
:erm:
But I can rub my hand up and down my arm easily, no friction. :confused:


Because the skin on your arm is different to that on a penis. It is more sensitive and when using a masturbating toy it will hurt it as it is vigorous.
Original post by sosadsosad
:frown: I just don't understand why they'd need lube ... :sigh:


Because otherwise the friction of their dry hand against their dry dick is just going to hurt like a mother****er. You don't want a chapped penis.

And pre-come can get totally sticky so then their hand is just going to be yanking on the skin way too hard without lube.

I thought everyone knew this ****. :confused:
Original post by ChocoCoatedLemons
Because otherwise the friction of their dry hand against their dry dick is just going to hurt like a mother****er. You don't want a chapped penis.

And pre-come can get totally sticky so then their hand is just going to be yanking on the skin way too hard without lube.

I thought everyone knew this ****. :confused:


This. :lol:
Original post by ChocoCoatedLemons
Because otherwise the friction of their dry hand against their dry dick is just going to hurt like a mother****er. You don't want a chapped penis.

And pre-come can get totally sticky so then their hand is just going to be yanking on the skin way too hard without lube.

I thought everyone knew this ****. :confused:


I'm not a boy, how would I know? :confused:
Original post by Tyrion_Lannister
This. :lol:


But you can just put vaseline on it, that's what I do if my lips get chapped.
Original post by sosadsosad
But you can just put vaseline on it, that's what I do if my lips get chapped.


Vaseline can be used as a lube.
Reply 69
Original post by sosadsosad
But you can just put vaseline on it, that's what I do if my lips get chapped.


Vaseline ruins your undies and you don't want it on your bum tbh!
Original post by Tyrion_Lannister
Vaseline can be used as a lube.


Oh really?

Well why doesn't the OP say it's just vaseline that's on his bedsheets? :s-smilie:
My word.
Seriously?
Your dad will know hes been there done that got the damn tshirt.
Hes only asking to see what you'll say and to wind you up.
How about in future...do your own washing.
Problem solved.

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Reply 72
Original post by BolandMark
Why? I have had red and black sheets! It is normal?

No

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Reply 73
Original post by sosadsosad
Oh really?

Well why doesn't the OP say it's just vaseline that's on his bedsheets? :s-smilie:

Because then his dad would be like ''What did you use vaseline for :hmmm:?'' :rofl:
Just say you dropped some moisturising cream by accident, we all moisturise, right?
Reply 75
Original post by HarrisxK
Just say you dropped some moisturising cream by accident, we all moisturise, right?


It's on both sides of my bedding I think like from the waste down.
Original post by BolandMark
It's on both sides of my bedding I think like from the waste down.


Some moisturising lotions are pretty runny, so you could say that it was open, dropped to one side, and leaked out?
Reply 77
Original post by HarrisxK
Some moisturising lotions are pretty runny, so you could say that it was open, dropped to one side, and leaked out?


Yah ture, That is a good idea tbh!
Original post by BolandMark
Yah ture, That is a good idea tbh!


Glad I could help:smile:
Original post by sosadsosad
I'm not a boy, how would I know? :confused:


Surely it's obvious.

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