Ladies- Worst chat up lines and persistent/sleazy guy stories?

I ask this cause last night I went to a party not even looking fab or anything and just sat in the corner talking to my friend whose party it was, then it all changed as I had one guy approach and even though I lied and told him I had a guy and he was at home and that I am the faithful type the div insisted.

He was like so can I have your number I was like nope I am taken, cause I just wanted him to f*** off he insisted on giving me his number and telling me to call him as the guy was invading my personal space and sniffing me and putting his nose on my face so even though i told him back away as he was getting on my nerves more and more and getting more and more disgusting saying i know you got a man but you wanna see this body i was like no thanks can you please leave me as he wasnt.

I decided that I would just take it to get him off my back so I held his phone a old bb bold with a open palm and took the number, he then said him and his friends where leaving which they did so I thought I could breath a sigh of relief but like 1hrs 30mins later his friend came over and was like you got my phone I replied with huh nope I gave it back to your friend mate, his like you got it, phone it.

I was like I have a Samsung galaxy S3 why would I really want your phone this literally went on for 15-20mins before the others guys who where there where like we seen she gave you back your phone plus where would she of put it as I never had a bag only my coat but in the end the other guys in the party and the people's whose party it was kicked him and his friends out.

So just want to know your experiences with persistent sleazy guys?

And that guy is why I am a homely girl as why are some guys like this?

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Reply 1

455409

Original post by lou 22

He was like so can I have your number I was like nope I am taken, cause I just wanted him to f*** off he insisted on giving me his number and telling me to call him as the guy was invading my personal space and sniffing me and putting his nose on my face so even though i told him back away as he was getting on my nerves more and more and getting more and more disgusting saying i know you got a man but you wanna see this body i was like no thanks can you please leave me as he wasnt.

Broadmoor called, it wants its patient back.

can i have ur number

Are you a dodecahedron? Because you look good from all the right angles.

Reply 4

Truflais

Original post by lou 22

He sounds charming... :lolwut:

I suppose some guys just don't know how to talk to women :dontknow:

Reply 5

455409

Original post by uktotalgamer

Are you a dodecahedron? Because you look good from all the right angles.

There are no right angles in a dodecahedron :s-smilie:

Reply 6

uktotalgamer

Original post by james1211

There are no right angles in a dodecahedron :s-smilie:

It's a chat up line, not an exam answer... Jesus wept.

Reply 7

StartSomething

The other night in a club, one guy came up from behind and grinded with me. I walked away. He grabbed me and did it again. I pushed him away. He did it again.

I don't get chatted up. I get grabbed :frown:

Reply 8

455409

Original post by uktotalgamer

It's a chat up line, not an exam answer... Jesus wept.

I don't get why out of all the shapes to choose you chose one that didn't actually fit the line.

Reply 9

uktotalgamer

Original post by james1211

I don't get why out of all the shapes to choose you chose one that didn't actually fit the line.

You really need to get laid.

Reply 10

lou 22

Original post by John Stuart Mill

can i have ur number

077 go flip off. :tongue:

Reply 11

lou 22

Original post by Precious Illusions

He sounds charming... :lolwut:

I suppose some guys just don't know how to talk to women :dontknow:

I suppose they don't, but my friend was like he obviously wanted your number but I told her accusing someone of theft of a rubbish phone isn't the way. Wow lol some people have no blood clue.

Reply 12

455409

Original post by uktotalgamer

You really need to get laid.

Says the one using geometry as a chat up line.

Reply 13

Yolo_kevin

Original post by james1211

I don't get why out of all the shapes to choose you chose one that didn't actually fit the line.

Lol..."are you a square" doesn't have quite the same ring to it

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Reply 14

Truflais

Original post by lou 22

I suppose they don't, but my friend was like he obviously wanted your number but I told her accusing someone of theft of a rubbish phone isn't the way. Wow lol some people have no blood clue.

Yeah it's a bizarre method, hopefully he won't be using it again. :lol:

Reply 15

lou 22

Original post by StartSomething

I was sat in the corner minding my own, his a damn fool, but that is terrible.

That right there is why I have no interest in going clubbing plus I know many bouncers from the place to be if you come to Birmingham(broad street) so if the guy was hassling me in a club like that he would of got thrown out before he approached lol. Guys like those just make me want to remain single. :frown:

the sickening behaviour of some people.

Reply 16

uktotalgamer

Original post by james1211

Says the one using geometry as a chat up line.

lmao. this guy.

Reply 17

John Stuart Mill

do u work on a farm? cus i would tow your ass

Reply 18

SoftPunch

Original post by StartSomething

The last line made me laugh more than I should have.

Reply 19

StartSomething

Original post by lou 22

the sickening behaviour of some people.

The place I go isn't usually like that. Blokes will just normally offer to buy me a drink and usually I say no. I'm not interested in them or their drinks :lol: