TSR Rap Battle

Bitches be trippin' when they see me
Must be poor eye-leg coordination, maybe
Clearly you've mistaken yourself with the begging, claiming to be the real slim shady
You're just a little gremlin, can't even call yourself a proper lady
If this is a dream, let me have my own say
Illusions/Deception/Dreams whatever you want to call it, If this was Inception I would be killing you in so many ****ing ways
Jealousy can be harsh, the green eyed monster isn't amusing to see
Like in superbad, you're just a period stain, just waiting to pee
At least I'm somewhat a Diva
I think the crowd's already applauding at seeing you for you, a really fat, ugly and unappealing beaver
That's right, left hooked you with my mean meat cleaver
I ain't about failing, all I do is win
In my own alternate universe, I would chop you up and put you in your place. No not the kitchen, the bin
Like I said all I do is win,
No point hearing your lyrics now, you're down for count and already pinned.

While your bark louder than a bitch, i have already ran a mile,
fast and fierce, I could teach a diva about handling these with style.
I dont call myself a lady either i am more of a tigress,
Spirit of a fighter, this time a tigress will slash a tiger.
Kitchen and period stains, something you sissy DIVAs cant handle,
Dont have to be a lady or a alpha male, my victory is perpetual.
the eye of the beholder, they couldnt handle my beauty,
You can call me fat and ugly, ignoring you is my duty.
Delusional doesnt even start to describe you
and haha everyone knows you be trippin along with the bitches, didnt know that you lie too.
In your alternative world, you have probably won or still planning to,
however you still play tea party with your best friend, Honey BOBO.
Enjoy celebrating, you can bark and whine, this queen doesnt care,
Experienced battling with knights and demon, i only bothered to reply because you were my unpleasant dare.

I'm back, as a matter of fact I'm here to put your asses back in line,
You don't rap, your jaws chatter and all we hear is crap, don't whine,
I must be the rap vet, but I ain't done yet, I gotta put all y'all bitches down,
I must always be on the loo cause it seems all I do is **** on you, I got the throne, just need the crown
Cause once I'm on the mic it's kinda like I'm the host of fright night,
Once I'm spitting the other rappers are ****ting themselves like I'm an adder, like tonight


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All these verses I hear are like roller coasters, mines are the only ones reaching the peak
Your downfall is the amusement of society, you ain't no boss, milly meak
My ass was never outta line, I'm gonna **** you up like Terry did with many footballer wives
Shots fired, I slept with your missus, they call me the love doctor, I don't care about your future lives
You need some mouthwash to clean that **** out of mouth. Ain't nobody got time for your "wanna play a game"
Fright night you say? Nothing scary about you, I'm going to put you to rest, unlike the deadman you'll never be the same

Call a bitch up so she gimme that rub down
Get her in my room strip naked no night gown
Hit that pussy hard no gloves like Chris Brown
King in my castle Black knight in my black crown

You get no bitches because u hav no game
Ur bars are weak and lame, but cause no pain
You got zero victories well I guess thats a shame
The closest you"ll get to one is the word in your name

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I run game ruthless so they call me the ref
My flows so fast they leave you out of breath
Winning every day til the day of my death
Literary genius like the one who wrote Macbeth

yo radical one, you're radical two
lagging behind and you're cleaning my shoe
know your place, in the kitchen, cooking beef stew
i made my mark here, made my debut

I run game ruthless so they call me the ref
My flows so fast they leave you out of breath
Winning every day til the day of my death
Literary genius like the one who wrote Macbeth

You leave men out of breath
Because you shag em to death
I spit lyrical bullets straight at ur neck
And send u to the grave to join Macbeth

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You leave men out of breath
Because you shag em to death
I spit lyrical bullets straight at ur neck
And send u to the grave to join Macbeth

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It's April Fool's day but this ain't a joke
I see you wearing that fancy ass suit, she expects to go back to yours, how you gonna explain that you're living on the pavement, cause this ain't a fantasy world, in reality you're broke
She says she wants the D
Your mate being generous, lent you his house keys
You're already taking off your clothes but she's just standing there
A cheeky grin on her face, she pulls out her phone and starts taking pictures of you bare
She grabs her purse and heads out the door
You just got ****ed with, the worst hasn't come yet, expect more
You check your facebook and there they are
0 likes in 30 minutes? Now that's just taking the piss, might as well go cry in your rented car
It is April fool's day, turns out you naked was a joke
Might as well go eat some eggs, but don't eat too much, you've already embarrassed yourself today with the yolks

That was a very nice one. You told a story

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It's April Fool's day but this ain't a joke
I see you wearing that fancy ass suit, she expects to go back to yours, how you gonna explain that you're living on the pavement, cause this ain't a fantasy world, in reality you're broke
She says she wants the D
Your mate being generous, lent you his house keys
You're already taking off your clothes but she's just standing there
A cheeky grin on her face, she pulls out her phone and starts taking pictures of you bare
She grabs her purse and heads out the door
You just got ****ed with, the worst hasn't come yet, expect more
You check your facebook and there they are
0 likes in 30 minutes? Now that's just taking the piss, might as well go cry in your rented car
It is April fool's day, turns out you naked was a joke
Might as well go eat some eggs, but don't eat too much, you've already embarrassed yourself today with the yolks