Surviving a flat full of girls

I am creating a magazine for my graphic design project with the subject of surviving in a houseful of girls, if anyone has any funny/horrific stories of flat mate experiences please share. thank you

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Reply 1

Mockery

Impossible.

You essentially become the cause of all the problems in the flat, and the world, simply because you weren't invited into their gossip circle.

You'd be best off leading them into thinking that you're gay, you won't be getting with any of them regardless.

Reply 2

Mourinho<3

Original post by charley.mc

I am creating a zine for my graphic design project with the subject of surviving in a houseful of girls, if anyone has any funny/horrific stories of flat mate experiences please share. thank you

When it comes to movies, girls ALWAYS choose romcoms. The story line for EVERY ONE is this;

1) Guy meets girl and vice versa.
2)For whatever reason they can't be together.
3) An hour or so passes where their love for each other is on the brink of being lost/unattainable forever, often due to other partners.
4) Eventually they manage to get together and its happily ever after.

5) You predict this every time yet the girls seem to love this stuff. Titanic is the only tolerable one since doesn't the guy die at the end? And thus my 4 point prediction was broken and I was surprised.

Reply 3

Kim-Jong-Illest

never sleep with any of them. ever. srs.

Reply 4

Psyk

Got a good story that came from a friend of mine.

In his second year of uni he lived with 6 girls. He was the only guy. One day a boyfriend of one of the girls came by while she wasn't in. My friend let him and said he could wait in her room. A while later the girl came home. A few minutes after that my friend heard her scream. So he rushed into her room to find the "boyfriend" naked in her bed. Turns out they had actually broken up. So my friend, being the only man in the house, had to chase the naked ex-boyfriend out.

Can't vouch for factual accuracy here, my friend probably exaggerated some of the details (I probably have too), but it's still quite funny.

Reply 5

Tomsta

Other than CIA style interrogations when i brought a girl round, nothing not to be expected

Reply 6

Liquid Swordsman

Original post by Mourinho<3

Romcoms are the best kind of movie omg

Reply 7

donotgiveup

Original post by charley.mc

I am creating a magazine for my graphic design project with the subject of surviving in a houseful of girls, if anyone has any funny/horrific stories of flat mate experiences please share. thank you

Oh, so exciting! Living with a roommate can make the cost of living more manageable. However, living with someone else isn't always easy. Every time you should establish boundaries and rules in the home, treat your roommate how you want to be treated. However, there are certain disadvantages to living with females. For example, when you friend (I mean roommate) dates with someone and that someone then lives in your house bothering you with his clothes, dirty dishes etc. You talk to your roommate but she says it’s love and she can’t do anything with it. That’s annoying and finally you decide to move out and atop doing all the housework you did for them before.

Reply 8

cuckoo99

Original post by Mr_Sinister

I live with 5 girls....they just whine a lot, are also really boring and fake, well apart from one.

I was shagging a previous one before, first night I shagged her she said to me 'don't become clingy and make it weird, i just want fun'...5 months later she has moved out because she has strong feelings for me and cannot bare to be around me with me showing non back. I laughed in her face at the time because she is like a 5 and I am like between 7-8.

I really hope three of them leave...one is starting a masters and I was hoping she would actually go back to uni, but she isn't. The other two I hope leave but cannot see them getting another job because they have no confidence or personality. It will be nearly a year I have been stuck with them now...it is starting to do my head in.

lol you sound like such a dick :biggrin:

Reply 9

illusionz

Original post by ForgetMe

For me even your looks might be -3, no matter how beefy you look

oh umad

Reply 10

ForgetMe

Original post by illusionz

oh umad

Mad for what? I was just stating a fact about him and being honestly honest.

Reply 11

UniMastermindBOSS

Just sit back, unzip your pants and let the magic happen.

That's if porn is based on true stories, of course.

Reply 12

michaelhaych

Always standing in menstrual fluid without socks on :frown:

Reply 13

ForgetMe

Original post by Mr_Sinister

I know I am not a 10..currently feel like an 8, had a few glasses of wine you see.

How about it bbe xxx

My seventh sense says different, babe :colonhash:

Oh and a drinker, surprise surprise.

Reply 14

Ferris Bueller

Original post by Mr_Sinister

I know I am not a 10..currently feel like an 8, had a few glasses of wine you see.

How about it bbe xxx

i think you should get off tsr and 420 blaze it

Reply 15

Blazinq

I'd kms if I had to live with a flat full of girls
all the constant bitching, emotions, mood swings

Reply 16

cake_lover

avoid talking about anybody's weight, at all, you have been warned.

Reply 17

askew116

Original post by Mourinho<3

This is why I hate most rom-coms - their predictability.

The story of love--loss--love is fine - once, or at most a few times, but told in different ways.

After the umpteenth time it's so predictable that it's boring. Individual scenes in these movies may be entertaining, but the movies as a whole are unoriginal, uninspired, and boring.

This, in my opinion, isn't the filmmakers' fault, it's a fault with the term - 'romantic comedy', which I think is a horrible expression - Since when has romance been comedic? It's serious, occasionally light-hearted, but hardly ever funny, and when it is, it's funny for the couple involved, but no one else.

Reply 18

KICHMYARSE

i have live with 3 - 4 girls, one girl was in and out. it never works out the way porn makes you believe.

- you need to see them in the most vulnerable times (when they are shaving, masturbating, throwing up in the toilet etc.). this is a 2 way street. they know you do the same, so it kinda becomes a-sexual relationships between housemates. if you live with normal girls, it wont be like big brother house.
- most of your talk centres around household issues such as garbage collection, electricity bills etc.
- generally speaking you either have to be the gay man who fits in just fine (all 4 - 5 of you together all the time), or a guy who they come to when they need to have something done.
- you will be the talk of the house the first month. after the first month, they get bored.
- girls do fight. dont get involved.
- there will not be many opportunities for you to watch movies together (as some other posters suggest) unless you are 'the' gay person.
- obviously not many girls crap where they eat. sex between housemates is usually out of question.

i will add more if i think more.

i have seen 2 out of the 3 girls masturbating. all the girls have seen me with a morning wood. after 2 - 3 weeks, it wont be an issue. obviously, you try to be discreet when doing something private, if you live in a same house, you cant be discreet. i have been caught a number of times. you will catch each other in compromising positions/times. not necessarily sexual.

their boyfriends could end up staying long time.

if you have no dryer, girls will put their underwear outside or inside the house (you have to maximize the space).

you dont get much time for the toilets.

the girls need to be able to trust you completely so that they can relax. they all trusted me, so it wasnt awkward to catch them in the act or in just panties.