I feel so honored ta be tha straight-up original gangsta comment fo' realz. All of mah hardwork n' dedication has paid off. Gettin thiz has been a thugged-out trip of mine fo' nuff years, n' i wanna give props ta dem playas whoz ass have helped mah crazy ass along tha way.
First n' foremost i wanna give props ta god fo' givin me dis opportunity. Next i wanna give props ta mah muthafathas. I wanna give props ta mah dawg Nelson, fo' always there fo' mah dirty ass. I would also like ta give props ta mah pet tadpole fo' survivin against all oddz fo' over a week. Next i wanna give props ta tha squirrel dat lives up in mah backyard fo' climbin trees cuz dat gives me inspiration dat i need ta git all up in tha day. It make me wanna hella playa!
I also wanna give props ta yungC fo' givin me one of mah thugs ta beat up in Mario Party. This be a special moment up in mah game n' i wanna give props ta any of mah unmentioned playaz n' crew dat have helped mah crazy ass along tha way. This moment is ghon be a moment dat i aint NEVER gonna forget. I just remembered all dem other playas i wanna thank; facebook, tha fish i caught up in tha third grade, mah light up in mah room bc i wouldn’t be able ta peep tha keyboard without it, tha internizzle fo' lettin me go on facebook, mah doggy den cuz without it i would be homeless, n' last but not least i wanna give props ta all tha playas up there dat straight-up took time outta they dizzle ta read this.
I cannot stress how tha **** much of a funky-ass big-ass deal ta me dis is. I done been tryin ta be tha straight-up original gangsta comment on a post fo' mutha****in years yo, but dat has not been possible until dis dunkadelic day. It make me wanna hollar playa! Hopefully mah phat luck will continue yo, but dis is undoubtedly a rare occasion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy lickin ya kno. If ya axed mah crazy ass how tha hell i did this, i would say, you can big up anythang u set yo' mind on. To all tha lil playas up there readin this, i wanna tell dem ta follow they dreams. Bein tha top be amazing, git up yo