Are pigeons trying to eradicate the human race?

There already seem to be more pigeons going to work during rush hour than people, so yes, it's very possible.

They can fly...

The only thing that can save the human race is Red Bull.

Can we use nuclear weapons?

I wouldn't advise it. Imagine if it turned into a Chernobyl type of situation where the Pigeons re-formed and grew two heads. That's two more lots of weapons they can carry.

Every move we could make seems to be increasing their power.

Can we use nuclear weapons?

Another animal! Once they have eliminated the pigeons will they take over us?

http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/06/pigeon-sparks-house-fire-by-dropping-lit-cigarette-4446966/

I found this article about a pigeon setting fire to a house and was wondering, what if it was intentional?

What if this is the start of a mass onslaught and the pigeons try to take over planet Earth? I assume it's feasible. There are pigeons all over the World, and if they could also recruit new species of birds, like tits, for example, then it could be the beginning of the end.

Does anyone else find this to be extremely concerning?

How about praying?

Let's not go there. This thread will soon go downhill if we mention religion.

What if we just worship pigeons? Will they spare us?

#letmebeurslaves

So you want to eradicate everyone except cockroaches?


No.

Too little, too late, I'm afraid. The attacks have begun and there is no stopping them now.

First the pigeons are going to break into a drug store, eat all the laxatives and then there will be pigeon chaos

What if we offer sacrifices?

What, like food, for example?

That was before they discovered fire. They've taken it to new heights.

I hate pigeons. I'll never forget that time last year when one of them pooed on my shoulder.

Here's the plan:

We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom for...





















One million chips.