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How to get sex at work?

I work as a banker in London but never get any sex with the secretaries. My colleagues do so I feel left out. Do you think approaching the girls and asking would be a good idea?
Reply 1
Hahaha omg are you serious?
Reply 2
I'm interested in becoming a banker, what do you have a degree in?
It's because those working class secretaries (along with their frends, families and 98% of the British public) have already been shafted by bankers and it wasn't good.

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Reply 4
Snapchat her a picture of you lying naked in a bed of £50 notes and caption it "let me show you what they never teach you at state school". Tell her shes your little working class b*tch and that your adam smith on a mission back from the past to increase her gdpenis per capita.

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