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Resolution 2006/18 Concerning the 'eggs r c00l' society

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    Committee: Political
    Submitted by: Russian Federation, Australia, Israel


    The General Assembly of The United Nations,



    Noting that Nightowl is returning from holiday tomorrow and that we have hardly messed up his forum at all,

    Bearing in mind that Nightowl would vehemently oppose the formation of such a society within the MUN forum,

    Noting with satisfaction that there is little Nightowl can do to stop this endeavor,





    1. Proclaims that henceforth the MUN will have an 'eggs r c00l' society;

    2. Reaffirms the members' commitment to making life hard for the secretary general;

    3. Further invites other members to present more ideas to annoy Nightowl;

    4. Expresses its appreciation to Nightowl for putting up with us;.

    5. Congratulates Brimstone on successfully running the MUN through a difficult period;
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    Israel 100% supports this resolution.

    :party:
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    The Commonwealth of Australia fully concurs and would like to co-sponsor this resolution with the Russian Federation.

    We are glad to note that even in such uncertain times, the world can unite on matters like this.
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    We are also especially glad to note the demotion of brimstone from Deputy Secretary General to Resident Toilet Cleaner. :yy: :gthumb:
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    :rofl: We lend our full support to this resolution.
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    The federal republic of Pakistan would like to oppose any formation of such a society and threatens military action! :p:
    In the words of a southpark character "respect my authoritay"
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    Russia condemns Pakistan for being a spoilsport.
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    Pakistan withdraws its ambassadors from Russia and creates its own society, 'eggs r not c00l' :p:
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    (Original post by Lecter)
    The federal republic of Pakistan would like to oppose any formation of such a society and threatens military action! :p:
    In the words of a southpark character "respect my authoritay"
    Australia condemns Pakistan as well for not cooperating with the international community on issues involving international security, for not being committed to the UN reform process, and simply for being a pain in the ass. We uge the UNSC to impose economic and military sanctions on Pakistan.
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    (Original post by Lecter)
    Pakistan withdraws its ambassadors from Russia and creates its own society, 'eggs r not c00l' :p:
    Australia would support the formation of yet another society within the UN...

    ...but we declare war on Pakistan anyway.

    See you on the battlefield.
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    Israel is ashamed of Pakistan's rebelious attitude.
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    (Original post by Nutter)
    Australia condemns Pakistan as well for not cooperating with the international community on issues involving international security, for not being committed to the UN reform process, and simply for being a pain in the ass. We uge the UNSC to impose economic and military sanctions on Pakistan.
    See you on the battlefield Australia!

    That is uncalled for........

    Pakistan qould like to advise that such actions threaten global security and stability. Fortunately, Pakistan retracts any previous statement and supports the resolution.
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    (Original post by Nutter)
    Australia condemns Pakistan as well for not cooperating with the international community on issues involving international security, for not being committed to the UN reform process, and simply for being a pain in the ass. We uge the UNSC to impose economic and military sanctions on Pakistan.
    Israel is willing to support sanctions on Pakistan.
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    (Original post by Lecter)

    Pakistan qould like to advise that such actions threaten global security and stability. Fortunately, Pakistan retracts any previous statement and supports the resolution.

    Russia is pleased to see that this matter could satisfactorily be concluded without the need for war.
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    Switzerland is neutral on this :rofl:
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    Given that there doesn't seem to be any opposition to this :p: I'm going to put the poll up now as I won't be around to do so later this week.
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    As France, I'll support this Resolution
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    :rofl:

    Nightowl will be shocked when he returns to such a mess.

    Kudos to brimmie for running this ship rather tightly and well. =)
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    We still haven't started a resolution to refer to the SG as his incompetence etc.
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    (Original post by Knogle)
    Kudos to brimmie for running this ship rather tightly and well. =)
    :five:
Updated: August 10, 2006
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