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this is it guys, approach girl at bar/club/wherever":

you: "hey, you know i have 5 green gems of rep on thestudentroom.co.uk?"

her: "omg, that's so hot"

you: "grab your coat"

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I did once overhear the rather atrocious:
"I may not have an opening line, but you have an opening and I have a line."
Original post by AwkwardLemur
this is it guys, approach girl at bar/club/wherever":

you: "hey, you know i have 5 green gems of rep on thestudentroom.co.uk?"

her: "omg, that's so hot"

you: "grab your coat"


Lmao.
"I wish you were my little toe so I could bang you off every bit of furniture I've got."

Original post by AwkwardLemur
this is it guys, approach girl at bar/club/wherever":

you: "hey, you know i have 5 green gems of rep on thestudentroom.co.uk?"

her: "omg, that's so hot"

you: "grab your coat"


Me: My rep level. It's over 9000!
Her: Faints.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it.
Reply 5
The classic bio student : If I were an enzyme .. id be helicase so i could unzip your genes :wink:
Reply 6
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Don't you wish I was like your maths homework? I'll be really hard and you'll be doing me on your desk.
I will offer a proof by contradiction.

Is your tangent of the form π(2k+1)2, kZ\dfrac{\pi (2k+1)}{2}, \ k \in \mathbb Z \because your beauty is undefined.

Instant bangzone. \therefore this pick up line is better than yours, which implies is not the best.

QED.

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Reply 9
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
get in the van.
Reply 10
'It's a good thing I have my library card. Why? Because I'm totally checking you out!'
Reply 11
Hey my names Sophie but you can call me tonight

Was your daddy a chicken farmer cos you sure know how to raise cock?

Are you a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you.

Is your name google because you have everything I'm searching for?
Reply 12
Trust the nerds to ruin this thread with science jokes :facepalm2:
Me: Feel this material *points to shirt sleeve

Girl: *Feels material

Me: That's boyfriend material :sexface:
Is there are mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them :colone:

:rofl: love your chat up line OP
didn't we literally just have this identical thread like three days ago?
Reply 16
Original post by Danz123
Me: Feel this material *points to shirt sleeve

Girl: *Feels material

Me: That's boyfriend material :sexface:



Not sure whether to cringe or what to that!! Something about it's quite cute in a weird way lol :tongue:
Ermahgerd yousosexay, givemeegoosexxxxx
Are you a can opener, because I have a can that needs opening.

Are you from Sweden because Ikea

Have you ever been to Blackpool because I like beaches

Is that a smile on your face or are you just grimacing

Is your name jane because my name is jack
Original post by daviesc
Not sure whether to cringe or what to that!! Something about it's quite cute in a weird way lol :tongue:


Lol, never used a chat up line irl, but if I were to use one, I'd go with that. I just found it funny when I saw it on fb. Haha

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