What do you read in the loo?
When you do read in the loo, what do you read?
Personally I'm currently reading Lenin's "The State and Revolution".
Have read in the past "How to Survive Matrimony" by Herald Froy, "How to be Inimitable" by George Mikes and "How can you Bear to be Human?" by Nicholas Bentley, all in the loo of course.
Personally I'm currently reading Lenin's "The State and Revolution".
Have read in the past "How to Survive Matrimony" by Herald Froy, "How to be Inimitable" by George Mikes and "How can you Bear to be Human?" by Nicholas Bentley, all in the loo of course.
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****ting time is flappy bird time. Or whatever the latest fad game is.
I just sit there...
am I weird?
am I weird?
I have haemmorhoids so I cannot read anything, I am too busy wiping the blood off the toilet seat. 
Original post by Sunny_Smiles
I just sit there... am I weird?
am I weird?Not really, it is the mark of a wise human being who can appreciate the splendour of expelling waste without external distractions.
Original post by DouglasAdams
Not really, it is the mark of a wise human being who can appreciate the splendour of expelling waste without external distractions.
yay! that makes me special
I use my phone, usually read the Metro/DM/Digital Spy I stopped taking books in yonks ago 
Pick up washing products and read the ingredients and chemicals .....
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Original post by Flauta
I don't sit there long enough to read anything, is this even a thing? 
My thoughts exactly
If you're on the toilet long enough to read more than a page or two of a book you need to sort yourself out cause that ain't healthy at all.
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Original post by Electricity
Do it in other countries too. How do you think I learned to speak French?
By the way, well done to anyone who posted on this thread from inside the loo!
Original post by DouglasAdams
Do it in other countries too. How do you think I learned to speak French?
GOOD IDEA Damn I need to start doing this.
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Haha I go on twitter and tsr! Or play annoying iPhone games!
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Original post by Flauta
I don't sit there long enough to read anything, is this even a thing?
I've often wondered this too when people have spoken about toilet room reading material.
And yes I'm on the loo 
(and drunk) haha lol
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Original post by Flauta
I don't sit there long enough to read anything, is this even a thing?
On most good days I'm up and gone in about a minute so yeah It'd take a long time for me to finish a book
.Original post by Isambard Kingdom Brunel
I have haemmorhoids so I cannot read anything, I am too busy wiping the blood off the toilet seat.
That is ****ing grim
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