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Just got soap in my urethra



Perhaps one of the most painful experiences I have encountered in a while, felt like I was pissing needles when I went to the toilet. Never going to wash my dick ever again.

WARNING: Do not wash your dick with a soap ever!!

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You just made me wince in pain from just reading that.
Sounds like you were in a bit of a slippery situation.
Why did you shove the whole bar up there?
"Discuss".
Ouch... Use some 'special' soap next time :wink:
Original post by Silver Arrows
You just made me wince in pain from just reading that.

Dude it was horrible, I was sweating and breathing heavy whilst on the toilet, every drop of pee hurt like a thousand elephants had just stampeded over me.

I don't know why these gel/soap companies put warnings to avoid getting the stuff in your hair, but no warnings for getting it in your urethra:dontknow:
Reply 7
I wash my dick with soap and this has never happened

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Original post by Ggmu!
I wash my dick with soap and this has never happened

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First time it has ever happened to me, be careful bro.
Dip your dick in soapy water instead of rubbing soap over it.
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Original post by King Leonidas
First time it has ever happened to me, be careful bro.


Thanks for the heads up, I'll be extra careful from now.

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Reply 11
Original post by Ggmu!
Thanks for the heads up, I'll be extra careful from now.

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Pun intended?
Reply 12
Original post by james1211
Pun intended?


Probably not.

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You silly boy. Why were you washing your urethra anyway?

Original post by Plantagenet Crown
Dip your dick in soapy water instead of rubbing soap over it.


:rofl:
Reply 14
Soap as in foam or a chunk of soap up your d lol?
You better go and tell your problem to all of the internet then
Original post by Jack XY
Soap as in foam or a chunk of soap up your d lol?

I didn't have any foam so I was using a chunk of soap over my body and my genitals.
Reply 17
Original post by King Leonidas
I didn't have any foam so I was using a chunk of soap over my body and my genitals.


Never happened to me before, I think your doing it wrong...
Reply 18
I had toothpaste on my testicles this morning. I was brushing my teeth. Then itched down there. About a minute later..Wierdest sensation.
What kind of soap are you using, carbolic??

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