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She said I was a donkey in bed?

question93

WTF does that even mean? :confused:

Does that mean I done good?

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Reply 1

Monster Mnch

I would assume it's a good thing because donkeys have a large...you know...sense of humour.

Reply 2

Lúcio

Original post by question93

WTF does that even mean? :confused:

Does that mean I done good?

i have quite literally never heard that term used to reference sex before.

i dunno, normally in the colloquial language, a "donkey" normally means somebody who is quite inept or clumsy
so it could be a bad thing, but i don't think that you would openly say something that bad to somebody's face, so it could well be a good thing i've never heard of :smile:

Reply 3

scrotgrot

She's mixing metaphors, I expect she wanted to say either you're hung like a donkey (equipment) or a stallion in bed (performance). She's probably not actually complimenting either in any meaningful way, just giving a general compliment she thinks you'll like. She sounds very considerate, girls are so used to compliments they seem to forget to give them to guys sometimes.

(edited 9 years ago)

Reply 4

Mequa

I think there is a Biblical reference for this: Ezekiel 23:20 :smile:

Reply 5

scrotgrot

Original post by Mequa

I think there is a Biblical reference for this: Ezekiel 23:20 :smile:

Coarse, matted, grey body hair like a donkey was considered something desirable? Dark days indeed...

Reply 6

Truflais

I would be quite worried about her sexual history.

Spoiler

Reply 7

RowingGoose

How did she say it? In a good tone of voice of bad? I'd probably say it's bad, like your really clumsy.

Reply 8

Lotus_Eater

It meant that making love with you was like an endless plod along the cold windswept beach at Weston-Super-Mare which started out as a bit fun but then became increasingly maudlin as she reflected about your life of drudgery and malnourishment.

Reply 9

Maid Marian

Maybe due to the cries of "eeeyooree eeyooreee"?

Reply 10

the bear

i think she likes your ass

Reply 11

uberteknik

Original post by question93

WTF does that even mean? :confused:

Does that mean I done good?

I bet she say's that to ALL the boys. nomsayin?

Reply 12

the bear

Original post by Maid Marian

Maybe due to the cries of "eeeyooree eeyooreee"?

Reply 13

uberteknik

Original post by Precious Illusions

I would be quite worried about her sexual history.

Spoiler

Benefit of the doubt, but it could also refer to him being an ass.

Reply 14

uberteknik

Original post by Maid Marian

"eeeyoor, eeeyoor, eeeyoor to know better"?

Reply 15

Truflais

Original post by uberteknik

Benefit of the doubt, but it could also refer to him being an ass.

Hah, this could also be true! What an ambiguous statement.

Reply 16

TroyAndAbed

You're the Donkey to her Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Reply 17

Plantagenet Crown

The Biblical reference comes to mind..

Reply 18

Ndella

Original post by Mequa

I think there is a Biblical reference for this: Ezekiel 23:20 :smile:

LOL

Reply 19

question93

Original post by RowingGoose

How did she say it? In a good tone of voice of bad? I'd probably say it's bad, like your really clumsy.

Normal tone, then a sort of evil smile came onto her face.

hmm I think I can be clumsy as my face hits against hers sometimes when I go in for the kill. :rolleyes: