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Girlfriend acquisition

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Original post by The pencil one
Target/girl same thing doesn't matter

When you're wooing someone, she's a target


I wouldn't like to be called a target and pretty sure others wouldn't either.
Does this work both ways?

"Woo"... :tongue:

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Original post by karmacrunch
I wouldn't like to be called a target and pretty sure others wouldn't either.
Does this work both ways?

"Woo"... :tongue:

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There's a lot more worse things you should be worry about. Target is nothing compared to some of the words I've heard guys say about girls.
Original post by fybyth
How does one acquire a girlfriend and what are the necessary prerequisites for doing so?


Original post by The pencil one
When you're wooing someone, she's a target


Christ on a cracker, you can really see why so many TSR users are virgins...
Original post by The pencil one
Target/girl same thing doesn't matter

When you're wooing someone, she's a target


Ha, I suddenly suspect you're an old person keeping an eye on us...
Original post by Lotus_Eater
Christ on a cracker, you can really see why so many TSR users are virgins...

What's wrong with being a virgin you judgemental being.

Original post by Mankytoes
Ha, I suddenly suspect you're an old person keeping an eye on us...


Ok.
Original post by fybyth
How does one acquire a girlfriend and what are the necessary prerequisites for doing so?


BBB minimum.
Original post by The pencil one
Target/girl same thing doesn't matter

When you're wooing someone, she's a target


I don't think you'll woo many women by referring to them as targets or objects.
Original post by Jophesxi
I don't think you'll woo many women by referring to them as targets or objects.


Obviously not. I don't say it front of them....jeez
Original post by The pencil one
What's wrong with being a virgin you judgemental being.


Nothing. But if the name of the game (or at least the thread) is 'girlfriend acquisition' then I'd humbly suggest someone is looking to get laid.
Original post by Lotus_Eater
Nothing. But if the name of the game (or at least the thread) is 'girlfriend acquisition' then I'd humbly suggest someone is looking to get laid.


So why call me or assume I'm a virgin?
Original post by The pencil one
There's a lot more worse things you should be worry about. Target is nothing compared to some of the words I've heard guys say about girls.


Like what??

Original post by The pencil one
Obviously not. I don't say it front of them....jeez


I wonder what else you don't say in front of us... Yeesh

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Original post by The pencil one
So why call me or assume I'm a virgin?


Oh for God's sake... mate, if you ever take out a personal ad, I'd strongly discourage you from claiming to possess 'a good sense of humour'. Might lead to all sorts of false advertising lawsuits.
1. Acquire target
2. Find out what kind of boy she says she wants
3. Be the complete opposite
It's pretty obvious to many girls when guys just want a girlfriend and have little genuine interest in them as an individual.
Original post by Rob da Mop
BBB minimum.


What do you think we are?

A*A*A minimum.

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Also, lots of money. B****** love money
Original post by karmacrunch
Like what??



I wonder what else you don't say in front of us... Yeesh

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You're too innocent to know.

A lot of other things too.
Original post by Lotus_Eater
Oh for God's sake... mate, if you ever take out a personal ad, I'd strongly discourage you from claiming to possess 'a good sense of humour'. Might lead to all sorts of false advertising lawsuits.


My sense of humour is very good unlike yours got putting people down for being a virgin.

I have had 2 relationships in the past albeit short but still I have experience.
1. Always use the word "acquisition"

2. Remember to treat it as if you are planning a military operation

3. ????

4. Profit
Original post by yo radical one
1. Always use the word "acquisition"

2. Remember to treat it as if you are planning a military operation

3. ????

4. Profit


he knows it
Original post by The pencil one
There's a lot more worse things you should be worry about. Target is nothing compared to some of the words I've heard guys say about girls.


And that's supposed to be reassuring?

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