Awkward boners in public

Oh OP, you poor fellow.

I hear this is actually a common thing but it's never really happened to me (touch wood).

I get boners when my girlfriend keeps hugging me, it was rock solid for 3 hours as we watched wrestling together

I am sure that wasn't funny.

I wasn't trying to be funny. It's literally the only solution.

Chemical castration?

This happened to me just this lunch time. Not sure I agree that people seeing a bulge in your crotch area is akin to people seeing your actual arse.

Girls: solve riding up skirts and skirts in the wind by wearing cycle shorts under your skirts! I've done it for years, originally to hold up tights and then to prevent chub rub

Suppose it depends what knickers were you wearing - if you're wearing briefs or girl boxers, not too bad - thong or French knickers? That's the worst.

Part of the reason I where jeans all the time

Thong

Thong

Okay this might come off a bit vulgar. But I'm finding this to be a huge struggle, it's a daily problem, for so many years now. Sometimes, I can just put my hand in my pocket to push it down and usually that's enough to disguise it, but then I have to also walk really slowly and with a sort of limp, to hide the thing. Sometimes, if it's really bad, I'll literally have to just find somewhere quickly and sit down, give it a few minutes to settle. Sometimes (depending on what trouser I'm wearing) I'll just tuck it up behind the waist band of the trouser, but that only makes it worse. Again, I have to find a quiet place just to rest and have a sit down. It can happen at any time, usually at really bad times (like walking with people, or standing around, or even sometimes while sitting down). Damn this thing, it's got a mind of its own.

Sorry, too much detail. Anyone else having this kind of problem in public?

Why is everybody fooling around?
Always the same happens. Everywhere people just chit chatting instead of helping.

I think I remember you saying you're 22 years old. I'm 23 (so only a year older) and I honestly struggle to get any erections these days, even in private. My dick feels limp and my sex drive is non-existent.

This happened to me just this lunch time. Not sure I agree that people seeing a bulge in your crotch area is akin to people seeing your actual arse.

You are the most tragic member of this forum. And I'm including Riku in that too.

In the chat section?

Pics or it didn't happen.

Suppose it depends what knickers were you wearing - if you're wearing briefs or girl boxers, not too bad - thong or French knickers? That's the worst.



I often do this too, but it can be particularly annoying when you go out drinking and constantly need to pee and they take ages to pull down

This happened to me just this lunch time. Not sure I agree that people seeing a bulge in your crotch area is akin to people seeing your actual arse.