New Malden.... help req'd please

there was a young girl from New Malden
who noticed that she had a bald'un
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lines III thru V please

Reply 1

syrettd

there was a young girl from New Malden
who noticed that she had a bald'un
she stopped getting waxed-
her hair levels maxed
and now the strands stretch halfway to Walden

Reply 2

Dunc1

there was a young girl from New Malden
who noticed that she had a bald'un
her toilet regime
of soap, spit and cream
left nought but her ears to be pulled on

:eek:

you have discovered where I live..

Reply 3

the bear

Original post by syrettd

there was a young girl from New Malden
who noticed that she had a bald'un
she stopped getting waxed-
her hair levels maxed
and now the strands stretch halfway to Walden

this is so good !!

btw do you mean Saffron Walden or Walden Massachussetts :eek:

Reply 4

the bear

Original post by Dunc1

there was a young girl from New Malden
who noticed that she had a bald'un
her toilet regime
of soap, spit and cream
left nought but her ears to be pulled on

:eek:

you have discovered where I live..

v.good Sir Dunc

does Malden rhyme with "pulled on" in your local lingo ? :beard:

Reply 5

syrettd

Original post by the bear

this is so good !!

btw do you mean Saffron Walden or Walden Massachussetts :eek:

Massachussetts :colone:

Reply 6

Dunc1

Original post by the bear

v.good Sir Dunc

does Malden rhyme with "pulled on" in your local lingo ? :beard:

almost..

Reply 7

the bear

Original post by Dunc1

almost..

there was a young girl from New Malden
who noticed that she had a bald'un
she showed it to Mummy
who examined her tummy
and ejaculated "i am appalled, hun"