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Reply 1
yum :smile:

Lmao, i joke. Just messing..




Grr..
On the contrary, I think that unravelling my 17.4" member in the men's room helps me to assert my masculinity. I often try to make as much noise as possible so that the little sausages stood either side of me begin to sweat in fear as I conquer the urinal with my fountain of piss.
Remember the rules, no eye contact, no attempt to communicate with anyone else in the toilets, and always take the urinal that leaves you furthest from any males. Basic toilet etiquette, and "shycock" should be no problem.
Reply 4
Original post by Dinaa
yum :smile:

Lmao, i joke. Just messing..




Grr..


Yum at my penis? **** I'm already horny enough as it is :wink:
Reply 5
Original post by Anonymous
Ever notice in clubs/bars when you go to the urinals everyone feels awkward and sometimes find it hard to piss? My penis is 7 inches long which I consider bigger than most men, but still find it hard to let the waterfall flow if you get my drift.


It sounds like you have a decent penis. Pics?
Original post by ilem
It sounds like you have a decent penis. Pics?


you want your pound of flesh?
Reply 7
Original post by ilem
It sounds like you have a decent penis. Pics?


I have uploaded pictures on a site but its secret
Original post by cambio wechsel
you want your pound of flesh?


i think he was being a bit arragon
Reply 9
Original post by Anonymous
Yum at my penis? **** I'm already horny enough as it is :wink:


haha :smile:
wait why r u horny already? :wink: ?

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Reply 10
Original post by Anonymous
I have uploaded pictures on a site but its secret


porn? or one of the ads where its like : wnna grow this big? :wink:

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Original post by Dinaa
haha :smile:
wait why r u horny already? :wink: ?

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Because I can't stop thinking about my penis, and girl's reactions in the past when I go in as deep as possible. :wink: But still I sometimes I get shy cock in the urinals for being smaller (maybe unlikely) or bigger (freak). I don't look at others of course so I have no idea.
Reply 12
Original post by Anonymous
Because I can't stop thinking about my penis, and girl's reactions in the past when I go in as deep as possible. :wink: But still I sometimes I get shy cock in the urinals for being smaller (maybe unlikely) or bigger (freak). I don't look at others of course so I have no idea.


don't worry about it lol.
You're blessed haha

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Reply 13
Original post by Anonymous
I have uploaded pictures on a site but its secret


Seriously? Why would you do this?

And no I don't suffer with this. I can even hold full on spiritual conversations whilst relieving myself, it's beautiful.
much truth in this post
Reply 15
Original post by cambio wechsel
you want your pound of flesh?


I'd like my pound of meat :sexface:
Reply 16
Original post by andrew2209
Remember the rules, no eye contact, no attempt to communicate with anyone else in the toilets, and always take the urinal that leaves you furthest from any males. Basic toilet etiquette, and "shycock" should be no problem.


srs? who cares if someone see your cock

no homo
Original post by Dinaa
don't worry about it lol.
You're blessed haha

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Cut the spam out here guys.
It's apparently quite common. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis :holmes:

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