Riot in my biscuit tin!!
There's nothing left, police report reads:
A bandit called Rocky who is a bit crackers has hit a penguin over the head with a club tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon and kidnapped a cookie and made a breakaway in a taxi!
Police said rocky was last seen after eight in Maryland drinking Bourbon and hobnobbing a ginger nut police say there isn’t a crumb of evidence so the jammy dodger got away with it!!
A bandit called Rocky who is a bit crackers has hit a penguin over the head with a club tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon and kidnapped a cookie and made a breakaway in a taxi!
Police said rocky was last seen after eight in Maryland drinking Bourbon and hobnobbing a ginger nut police say there isn’t a crumb of evidence so the jammy dodger got away with it!!
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