I hate all of my best friends.. Do I have a *******?

How can they be your best friend if you hate them?

That's just what everybody refers to them as. We are known as the best friends. It's a real *******

If you want advice, why are you swearing?

I'm not, the word p r o b l e m keep showing up as stars. *******. See?

Anon because my current best friend follows me on here.

Every single best friend I have had, I've hated. I've had 3 that I can remember- the most recent two being the most hated. My most recent two best friends are still my best friends, even though I can't stand their guts. I'll talk about each one individually.
Best friend 1 is a girl. We became best friends in year 7, and for about a year I was enamoured with her. She was everything I wanted in a best friend. By year 9, the spell was broken. It's been a downward spiral from there. She's attention seeking, btichy, annoying and enjoys making sly comments that are supposed to be nice but are really actually horrible.
Best friend 2 is a guy. We became best friends in year 9 after dating for about a month and a bit. Where do I even start with him? HE'S SO ****ING ANNOYING. He's more sensitive than I am, gets upset when I don't reply to his texts, stupid, constantly talking about he's upset about some random **** which I really do not give a flying **** about.
The weird thing is that I get on so much better with people that are not my best friends. I have absolutely nothing in common with my best friends. They don't enjoy gaming, watching anime, reading or anything I like, really.

So my question is whether I have a *******? It's not exactly normal to hate your best friends. I have several good friends that could technically be considered to be best friends, but I'm always wary of labelling them as best friends incase I start to hate them.