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Naughtiest thing you've ever done in a school uniform

For some this is going to be terribly tame, for others it might be surprising. What's the worst thing you've ever done at school?

This could be letting off a stink bomb, talking back to a teacher - anything capable of getting you sent to the headteachers' office...

Tell me what you did, whether you got away with it, and if you didn't get away with it, what punishment you received.

Why the (potentially saucy) title? Well, I'm specifying we talk about before the end of GCSE, between 12 and 1... by Sixth Form, many schools ditch the uniform and we're all a bit more respectful of each other.

If you're unwilling to reveal your own misdeeds, you could perhaps shed a light on the worst things you saw other students in your year do...

(edited 9 years ago)

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Reply 1

Amy. J S

Original post by Numberwang

In year 8 (or maybe 9?) I called a teacher a bitch under my breath- showing off to friends- and got put in isolation for it. Needless to say, I cried when I was actually there.

It was all bravado at that age. :smile:

Reply 2

fnatic NateDestiel

I frequently remove the USB without first making it safe.

srs

Reply 3

Welsh_insomniac

In year 3 I got told off for messing around or something. I'm not sure what took over me but I just stood up onto the table, looked the teacher straight in the eye and pointed at her whilst shouting "I HOPE YOU ROT IN YOUR WATERY GRAVE!"

I got some serious detention time for that.

Reply 4

Reue

I once brought a scannable radio into school and tuned it into the school's frequency so we could hear everything being said and put in fake backup reports etc.

They were not amused :biggrin:

Reply 5

SecretDuck

I was dared to open a classroom door, throw a football at the wall and say "Play Ball!". I did it and I got detention.

Reply 6

~ Aquamarine ~

I wasn't very naughty at school and when i was i never got in trouble as i went to quite a bad school and i was known for being quite good and well behaved.

once me and my friend hid a teachers shoe (she was young and often walked around in her socks in her classroom after school) as a joke and then forgot about it until we got home. She was a bit pissed off in the morning, luckily she was a Geography teacher and had some wellington boots to go home in :tongue:

Another time i was drinking out of my water bottle and some guy purposely tipped the end of the bottle so it split all over me. (very out of character) i stood up and threw most of my water all over him in front of the class and teacher. Then a few seconds after i realized what i've done and was so worried i'd get in trouble as was the day of my GCSE maths exam. i didn't get in trouble though :redface:

Reply 7

Ripper-Roo

I was on report on/off in years 8/9 :teehee:

Never did me any harm and had lots of fun too

Reply 8

Jooooshy

Either setting my foot on fire during maths in year 9 or drinking about 300ml of peach schnapps and turning up to music drunk (for the first time ever) in year 8.

EDIT:

My school: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1374640/Darwen-Vale-High-School-Drugs-knives-head-gives-pupils-rights-teachers.html

Memorable quotes from the article:

'There are always fight and chairs being thrown around the classroom. Nothing gets done - it's mad.'

'They just tell the teachers to **** off if they are seen smoking or drinking.'

'The older lads chase you and throw you into wheelie bins' ... 'They sit on the lid and keep you in there for ages.'

I miss school.

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Reply 9

Autistic Merit

Given a 'warning' by the assistant head for disrupting an A level German speaking exam by banging on the windows and pulling faces through the windows. Caught by CCTV after having initially lied about my involvement in the prank.

I'm not sure what would have actually happened had I repeated the offence. I was in Year 8 at the time. This was literally my only incident at school; I had no behaviour points right through to Year 11.

Reply 10

hellodave5

Is it only me that completely, initially, misunderstood the nature of this post?!?

"Naughtiest thing you've ever done in a school uniform"

Reply 11

Ndella

In Year 5 I called my friend a bitch in front of the whole class and I got sent to the head teacher's office. Since he likes me, he didn't shout at me: all he did was tell me to apologise, and I was back in class within 15 minutes as if nothing happened.

Reply 12

ryan9900

Cracked a lads head open in primary school. It was an accident of sorts. I wanted to push him over but didn't want him to have a massive cut on the back of his head.

Probably shouldn't have pushed him at all to be honest.

Reply 13

Sam280297

When I was in year 10, I got really annoyed and threw a large traffic cone at some lad in the year above. He then followed me and attempted to batter me when all he did was push me on the floor and kick me a few times before I got up and told him to f off.

I spent half an hour raging in my head of years office and he got put in isolation for the rest of the week

Reply 14

corax

I once graffitied in the toilets telling them to get new toilets (they were actually disgusting, and inhumane for anyone to use).. Yeah that's about as rebellious as I got at school :colondollar:

Needles to say they did not get any better and instead got closed.

Original post by hellodave5

Is it only me that completely, initially, misunderstood the nature of this post?!?

"Naughtiest thing you've ever done in a school uniform"

Reply 15

Amy. J S

Original post by Ripper-Roo

I was on report on/off in years 8/9 :teehee:

Never did me any harm and had lots of fun too

I was too at this time- just for general nuisance. I had loads of people asking me questions for weeks after the first time I was put onto it. A little annoying after a while. :s-smilie:

Reply 16

anonymouspie227

Original post by hellodave5

Is it only me that completely, initially, misunderstood the nature of this post?!?

"Naughtiest thing you've ever done in a school uniform"

Yes.
Jkjk

the naughtiest thing i did, was have a proper argument with a teacher. I don't remember why, I just know i got sent out the classroom and then after she called me back in and said she didn't want any bad feelings. This was in year 7

:tongue:

Reply 17

xmertic

I put two people through windows in my time at high school... they didn't get seriously injured though. Which I'm glad for now, otherwise I'd of felt like an ass.

Throughout high school I was the complete douche basically, I think the only thing that is wrong that I didn't do was bullying. But I was always in fights and detentions and got detentions usually every week. The putting people through windows might not have been the worst thing I did, but it's the two that stick out the most to me now looking back.

I was quite lucky in the sense that despite wasting my time I got good enough grades to get in to college and am now going on to uni.

But I always gave teachers a hard time, usually because I felt I was getting a hard time. But that was always because I was giving them a hard time in the first place haha. I don't like looking back on my time in education, especially high school. I hated it all so much. I'd say my goal in life now, is to become successful in the field I want to enter, and to go back to high school as a visitor to prove to my teachers that I became something and probably apologise to some of them :P Although I don't think all of them care that much now I'm gone because they all seem to come in to where I work, which is awkward but they are always nice :smile:

Reply 18

Jooooshy