Johnny's story

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school
playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw
Daddy
and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so
exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to
tell his mother,
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with
Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss,
then
he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants
off, then Aunt Jane.....
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I
want
to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
into
the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt
Jane a
big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane
helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing
the
same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the
Army.
Mommy fainted!...

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.