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Shady05
Go to a mAn utd game, loadsof brilliant chants there!
haha! good one
idk if its already been done but
valley floyd road with the mist rolling in from the thames my desire is always to be found at valley flloyd road, many miles have i travelled many games have i seen following charlton my favourite team...
valley floyd road with the mist rolling in from the thames my desire is always to be found at valley flloyd road, many miles have i travelled many games have i seen following charlton my favourite team...
A personal favourite from when Omerod was at Saints;
Victoria's a slapper
her panties smell of cod
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Omerod!
Victoria's a slapper
her panties smell of cod
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Omerod!
Chant to Man U (old):
cheer up roy keane
oh what can it mean
too a ***** irish skipper
and a ****e football team
cheer up wayne rooney
oh what can it mean
too a fat ******* *****
and a ****e football team
Chant to Forest, Liverpool, City & United
We Hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Liverpool too
We hate City and United but
Everton we love you
Altogether Now...
We Hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Liverpool too
We hate Man United but
Everton we love you
Joleon Lescott
Joleon Lescott, he scores wth every shot,
Him and Joe Yobo are gonna take us to the top,
He cant do any wrong,
So just listen to the song,
Joleon - Les - cott!!
(Sung to the tune: Do your ears hang low)
Andy Johnson
Andy Johnsons magic
He wears a magic hat
An when he see's the matchball
He says am havin that
He hits it with his left foot
He hits it with his right
An when he see's the Red*****e
He bangs them in for fun
(Sung to 'My Old Man's A Dustman)
cheer up roy keane
oh what can it mean
too a ***** irish skipper
and a ****e football team
cheer up wayne rooney
oh what can it mean
too a fat ******* *****
and a ****e football team
Chant to Forest, Liverpool, City & United
We Hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Liverpool too
We hate City and United but
Everton we love you
Altogether Now...
We Hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Liverpool too
We hate Man United but
Everton we love you
Joleon Lescott
Joleon Lescott, he scores wth every shot,
Him and Joe Yobo are gonna take us to the top,
He cant do any wrong,
So just listen to the song,
Joleon - Les - cott!!
(Sung to the tune: Do your ears hang low)
Andy Johnson
Andy Johnsons magic
He wears a magic hat
An when he see's the matchball
He says am havin that
He hits it with his left foot
He hits it with his right
An when he see's the Red*****e
He bangs them in for fun
(Sung to 'My Old Man's A Dustman)
And when we are completely bored, its only right we chant sarcastic songs:
James Beattie
DON`T U WISH YOUR STRIKER WAS JAMES BEATTIE
(TO THE TUNE OF THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS 'DONTCHA')
James Beattie
DON`T U WISH YOUR STRIKER WAS JAMES BEATTIE
(TO THE TUNE OF THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS 'DONTCHA')
Well there's Delilah at Stoke, which is in my signature, nothing to do with football, but bloody hell when its sung well and loud its impressive
We also have chants, we're stoke
Oh when the reds go marching in
City City, tell the lads in red and white everything'll be alright, city, city, you're the pride and hoiy of us todayyyy, we'll be with you, with you etc
which is unique to stoke
athere obviously all the normal ones at every club
We also have chants, we're stoke
Oh when the reds go marching in
City City, tell the lads in red and white everything'll be alright, city, city, you're the pride and hoiy of us todayyyy, we'll be with you, with you etc
which is unique to stoke
athere obviously all the normal ones at every club
Rob McK
may have already been done but:
to man u obviously - park, park, whoever you may be, you eat dogs in your country, ronaldo's a poof and we hate rooney, because we are the famous cfc
(no offence intended...unless you're a man u fan :P)
to man u obviously - park, park, whoever you may be, you eat dogs in your country, ronaldo's a poof and we hate rooney, because we are the famous cfc
(no offence intended...unless you're a man u fan :P)
Very clever, except you've taken the first two lines out of our song, and just given it a terrible ending. Never mind, I'm sure all those pricks in SO Bar will think it's PROPAHHH BRILLIANT SAHHHHN!!
Why aren't any Luton Town songs here 
Who's that team we call Lu'on
Who's that team we all adore.
They play in black and white and they're ****ing dynamite.
Super lu'on super lu'on town.
And Tony Thorpes mother is a whore
She's a whoooooooooore
Tonys Thorpes mother is a whore.
Who's that team we call Lu'on
Who's that team we all adore.
They play in black and white and they're ****ing dynamite.
Super lu'on super lu'on town.
And Tony Thorpes mother is a whore
She's a whoooooooooore
Tonys Thorpes mother is a whore.
bcafc
posh spice is a slag
she takes it up the arse
wen shes shagging beckham
she thinks of Dean Windass
she takes it up the arse
wen shes shagging beckham
she thinks of Dean Windass
I heard (by Evertonians)
Coleen is a slag,
she plays with dirty toys,
and when she's shagging Rooney,
she thinks of David Moyes.
Also:
He'll shoot, he'll score,
He'll eat your labrodor, JI SUNG PARK!
Finally, to the tune of 'Rewind' by Craig Daving:
'Van Persie,
If the girl says no,
MOLEST HER'
When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm
Is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark
Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
Tho' your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm
Is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark
Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
Tho' your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone
Pne Pne Pne! Pne Pne Pne Pneeee! Pne Pne Pnee, P N E, PNE!!
we're the one and only north end!! we're the one and only north end!!
anti-blackpool chant:
who's that jumping off the pier?
who's that drowning in the sea?
it's simon and his boys,
making all the ****ing noise,
cos they can't beat the famous PNE!
anti-burnley chants:
chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chim cheruu
we hate those b******s in claret and blue!
chim chimeny chim chimeny chim cim cheree
we're shining pure whit for the ol' PNE!
and:
((to the tune of "always look on the bright side of life"))
always look on the turf moor for sh**e
du du, du du du du du!
now thats proper football chants for ya
sorry for the essay
we're the one and only north end!! we're the one and only north end!!
anti-blackpool chant:
who's that jumping off the pier?
who's that drowning in the sea?
it's simon and his boys,
making all the ****ing noise,
cos they can't beat the famous PNE!
anti-burnley chants:
chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chim cheruu
we hate those b******s in claret and blue!
chim chimeny chim chimeny chim cim cheree
we're shining pure whit for the ol' PNE!
and:
((to the tune of "always look on the bright side of life"))
always look on the turf moor for sh**e
du du, du du du du du!
now thats proper football chants for ya
sorry for the essay
Another posh spice one from when kewell played at elland road
'Victorias a slapper who wears a big fat jewel
and when shes shaggin beckham she thinks of harry kewell'
'Victorias a slapper who wears a big fat jewel
and when shes shaggin beckham she thinks of harry kewell'
Absolutely ancient but still hilarious:
Tony Adam's magic,
He's got a magic knob
And when he saw Caprice,
He stuck it in her gob,
He stuck up her fanny,
He stuck it up her bum,
And when he went down ****e Hart Lane
He ****ed Glenn Hoddle's mum.
Tony Adam's magic,
He's got a magic knob
And when he saw Caprice,
He stuck it in her gob,
He stuck up her fanny,
He stuck it up her bum,
And when he went down ****e Hart Lane
He ****ed Glenn Hoddle's mum.
Michelin Man
Absolutely ancient but still hilarious:
Tony Adam's magic,
He's got a magic knob
And when he saw Caprice,
He stuck it in her gob,
He stuck up her fanny,
He stuck it up her bum,
And when he went down ****e Hart Lane
He ****ed Glenn Hoddle's mum.
Tony Adam's magic,
He's got a magic knob
And when he saw Caprice,
He stuck it in her gob,
He stuck up her fanny,
He stuck it up her bum,
And when he went down ****e Hart Lane
He ****ed Glenn Hoddle's mum.
that makes such little sense, hahaha
heres one. based on fact:
alan shearer's illegitimate
he has got no birth certificate
he's got aids and he cant get rid of it
dirty, black and white, bar steward.
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