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I eat biscuits in bed n she finds any crumbs I'm in trouble.. talking to me like I'm some kinda punk, should slap the bitch.

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Original post by chukster97


Ahem to that brother, pimpin aint easy hoes be trippin.

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Original post by Waka Flocka
I eat biscuits in bed n she finds any crumbs I'm in trouble..


Biscuits in bed? What are you?! A savage?

talking to me like I'm some kinda punk, should slap the bitch.


That answers that I suppose.
Original post by Champagne Supernova
Biscuits in bed? What are you?! A savage?



That answers that I suppose.


Please go get ready for the village tea and cake event.

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Dude, no biscuits in the bed.

Do you know how ANNOYING it is to be laying on itchy goddamn pieces of food?! And no matter how much you brush them off they just don't LEAVE?!



Eat in the kitchen or living room you animal. Or eat them whilst dangling out the bedroom window if you *must* eat in the bedroom :unimpressed:


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Girls prefer things to be tidy than messy, it is in their nature.
Don't slap her because of that issue, you'll regret it after.
Original post by inachigeek21
Girls prefer things to be tidy than messy, it is in their nature.
Don't slap her because of that issue, you'll regret it after.

Then I am a disgrace to all the tidy girls out there and to mother nature.
I bring so much dishonour to my family, it actually hurts a little.
Original post by LaMandarine
Then I am a disgrace to all the tidy girls out there and to mother nature.
I bring so much dishonour to my family, it actually hurts a little.

I'm sorry. I regret posting that. I doubt that you're a disgrace to your family nor nature , you seem like a pleasant girl.
Original post by inachigeek21
I'm sorry. I regret posting that. I doubt that you're a disgrace to your family nor nature , you seem like a pleasant girl.

Oi, I was kidding. Well, I'm not that tidy all the time, so that's a truth.
When I feel like cleaning though, I clean every mm of the house. That's a really rare occasion though, but at least it exists:giggle:
Original post by LaMandarine
Oi, I was kidding. Well, I'm not that tidy all the time, so that's a truth.
When I feel like cleaning though, I clean every mm of the house. That's a really rare occasion though, but at least it exists:giggle:

That's like me, so you're not alone.
I'm not always tidy, and I don't like obsessing over tiny matters, like my stationary or cosmetics ain't organised. Being tidy like that is irritating, don't you think?
Original post by inachigeek21
That's like me, so you're not alone.
I'm not always tidy, and I don't like obsessing over tiny matters, like my stationary or cosmetics ain't organised. Being tidy like that is irritating, don't you think?


honestly mate your desperation shows.

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Original post by Waka Flocka
honestly mate your desperation shows.

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I wasn't desperate nor am I. I'm not tidy the whole time nor was I trying to be rude.

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