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White knight chivalry society thread

To quote King Arthur in Malory's Le Morte d'Arthur:

Sir Thomas Malory

I will honor and respect women, and refute sexism in all its guises, I will uphold justice by being fair to all, I will be faithful in love and loyal in friendship, I will abhor scandals and gossip-neither partake nor delight in them, I will be generous to the poor and to those who need help, I will forgive when asked, that my own mistakes will be forgiven, I will live my life with courtesy and honor from this day forward.”

Ho, fellow white knights - by the grace of Lord Jesu, ye shall lay low cursed knaves who would dishonour the ladies of TSR, regardless of their station in life. Queen or scullery maid."

WKCS has not been approved by TSR as TSR is an anti-fun organisation.

To join this unofficial club simply:

State your name: Eg: Sir ForumMember.

As your liege, I shall bestow a title upon you.

Spend a night in the chapel in contemplation of the suffering of the Son of God on the plains of Golgotha.

Failing that, complete a knightly quest by repping females for no apparent reason up to your daily limit, and showing your support for them.

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Reply 1

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Roll d'honour

Sir Wee Guy, Knight Protector of Girls in Clearing
SIr Ray Apparently, Defender of non-RG Uni Females
Sir InnerTemple, Champion of Misguided Feminists
Sir Miser the Green Knight Valiant, Chevalier of Mature Students, especially those reading Nursing at ex-polys
Sir Chaotic Butterfly, Gallant Protector of TSR Ladies of Oxbridge.
Sir Politricks Warden of the Doors
Sir WinterApproaches, Lord Commander of the Friend Zone
Sir Arithmeticae Master Provost of the White Knights, Baron of maidens-a-dumping

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Reply 2

Wee.Guy

Original post by Clip

Sir WeeGuy

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Reply 3

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Arise, Sir Wee Guy. I grant thee Knight Protector of Girls in Clearing.

Quest forth and spread your +rep and offer these women protection. (in a purely platonic sense)

Reply 4

RayApparently

This is hilarious, and should be a social group :smile:

Sir RayApparently

Reply 5

Wee.Guy

Original post by Clip

Arise, Sir Wee Guy. I grant thee Knight Protector of Girls in Clearing.

Quest forth and spread your +rep and offer these women protection. (in a purely platonic sense)

thank you my liege.

(not to sound ungrateful, but could i get somewhere better than clearing say Debate and current affairs) :redface:

Reply 6

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Original post by Wee.Guy

thank you my liege.

(not to sound ungrateful, but could i get somewhere better than clearing say Debate and current affairs) :redface:

As my first Knight, I grant you Dukedom of the TSR realm of Current Affairs, too.

Reply 7

Wee.Guy

Original post by Clip

As my first Knight, I grant you Dukedom of the TSR realm of Current Affairs, too.

thank you my liege, your generosity is great. :adore:

Reply 8

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Original post by RayApparently

This is hilarious, and should be a social group :smile:

Sir RayApparently

Arise, Sir RayApparently, Defender of non-RG uni females. May you never give up hope of leaving the friendzone.

Reply 9

whatisthis47

I wanna be your queen!

Reply 10

InnerTemple

I have found my place.

Sir InnerTemple stands ready.

Reply 11

RayApparently

Original post by Clip

Arise, Sir RayApparently, Defender of non-RG uni females. May you never give up hope of leaving the friendzone.

I'm honoured. I shall execute my duty with great dedication.

Reply 12

RayApparently

I have updated my TSR profile to reflect this sacred duty.

Reply 13

fairnotfair

Would neg all beta wk phags irl

Reply 14

Fullofsurprises

My helpless little female heart is all a-flutter reading this thread.

Reply 15

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Original post by InnerTemple

I have found my place.

Sir InnerTemple stands ready.

Original post by Vixen47

I wanna be your queen!

Then win your spurs, Sir InnerTemple. Rep this fair lady.

Sir InnerTemple. I grant you the onerous and honourable title : Champion of Misguided Feminists. You must defend them, no matter how unwelcome your intervention. May your shield be steady as steady and unmoving as your Friday nights.