1. Is 6'6 or taller?? I don't think that would really work with me as I'm 5 foot 4. So no.
2. Is shorter than you by exactly 3 inches? Once again, come on, it wouldn't be an ideal matching. No.
3. Has been acquitted of rape charges? If he was clearly innocent and I trusted him then, yes.
4. Has been just been freed from prison? Depends what it was for, whether he was sorry for what he did, whether he was guilty in the first place etc etc. So possibly, yes.
5. Drinks and smokes everyday? Yes, but only one drink most days. None of this alcoholism thing.
6. You can beat up or squash in a physical fight? Why would I want to do that? Yes, to me being physically stronger than him. But I'd hope it wouldnt come to physical fights...
7. Is uglier than Quasimodo but has the best personality EVER!!?? No, physical attraction is important.