on first day at school,college and university,what's in your bag?

A pencil, 300 stolen pens, a half-used rubber, 3 pencil sharpeners (1 broken for the blade), a brick, 2 notepads, 1 large lunchbox with only sandwiches, peanut butter, a jar of mayonnaise and a spoon, the remains of a partially eaten barbecued hamster wrapped in foil, a bottle of water, a similar bottle filled with vodka, matchsticks, candlesticks, fork handles, four candles, some orange sherbert that I got from across the street, some white sherbert I got from a guy by the alleyway, house keys, car keys, bike keys, garage keys, monkeys, Connah's Quays, Connor's keys, handcuffs (without keys), a laptop, a laptop charger, spare laptop batteries that are fully charged, a webcam, a mouse, an actual mouse, a mickey mouse computer mouse, a mouse named mickey mouse to accompany unnamed mouse, a keyboard, a keytar, a keygen for the latest cracked version of photoshop, a memory stick with the latest cracked version of photoshop, a headset, a headset adaptor for the laptop, spare headphones, a barclays bank card reader, a barclaycard in a wallet, a second wallet with money, a passport, a fake passport and ID, a camera, nitrous oxide, a bottle of dihydrogen monoxide fluid, an oxeye daisy, two baked potatoes, a broccoli stump, a vine of tomatoes, a dictionary.

Im going to uni in my bag there will be

my pump
my medication bag
my note book
folders
pencil case
purses
phone
ipod
lunch
and drinks bottle

Penis pump?

lever arch file
pencil case
flask
water bottle
fine liner case thingy
exercise books
lip balm, hand cream etc
holepunch
housekeys, oyster, purse
labcoat
lunch
school smartcard

A pencil, 300 stolen pens, a half-used rubber, 3 pencil sharpeners (1 broken for the blade), a brick, 2 notepads, 1 large lunchbox with only sandwiches, peanut butter, a jar of mayonnaise and a spoon, the remains of a partially eaten barbecued hamster wrapped in foil, a bottle of water, a similar bottle filled with vodka, matchsticks, candlesticks, fork handles, four candles, some orange sherbert that I got from across the street, some white sherbert I got from a guy by the alleyway, house keys, car keys, bike keys, garage keys, monkeys, Connah's Quays, Connor's keys, handcuffs (without keys), a laptop, a laptop charger, spare laptop batteries that are fully charged, a webcam, a mouse, an actual mouse, a mickey mouse computer mouse, a mouse named mickey mouse to accompany unnamed mouse, a keyboard, a keytar, a keygen for the latest cracked version of photoshop, a memory stick with the latest cracked version of photoshop, a headset, a headset adaptor for the laptop, spare headphones, a barclays bank card reader, a barclaycard in a wallet, a second wallet with money, a passport, a fake passport and ID, a camera, nitrous oxide, a bottle of dihydrogen monoxide fluid, an oxeye daisy, two baked potatoes, a broccoli stump, a vine of tomatoes, a dictionary.

Though saying about photoshop.