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Really simple things that you can't do

Embarrassingly, I am completely unable to do any of these simple things that I would bet the majority on here can do:

* Click my fingers
* Burp
* Whistle using just my lips (i.e. no external whistle)
* Swim
* Use an iron
* Do a cartwheel or handstand or anything of that sort
* Juggle even just 2 balls
* Perform any magic trick
* Play anything on the piano

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Reply 1
Original post by Autistic Merit
Embarrassingly, I am completely unable to do any of these simple things that I would bet the majority on here can do:

* Click my fingers
* Burp
* Whistle using just my lips (i.e. no external whistle)
* Swim
* Use an iron
* Do a cartwheel or handstand or anything of that sort
* Juggle even just 2 balls
* Perform any magic trick
* Play anything on the piano


I can do most of what you said (except whistling, I don't think I'll ever crack that one, I still dream of doing a handstand). Can most people really play piano to an appreciable level?

I can't cook pretty much anything
Reply 2
Swim is probably the main one
Reply 3
Opening bottle caps. :nothing:
i still can't tie my shoe laces like a grown up. i have to make two loops and tie them together.
Original post by Autistic Merit
Embarrassingly, I am completely unable to do any of these simple things that I would bet the majority on here can do:

* Click my fingers
* Burp
* Whistle using just my lips (i.e. no external whistle)
* Swim
* Use an iron
* Do a cartwheel or handstand or anything of that sort
* Juggle even just 2 balls
* Perform any magic trick
* Play anything on the piano


I can't tie shoe laces
I can't tell the difference between left and right
I can't ride a bike
But despite this I still got pretty good a levels!
Original post by Hannahmay01
I can't tie shoe laces
I can't tell the difference between left and right
I can't ride a bike
But despite this I still got pretty good a levels!


Difference between left and right - really?
Original post by Autistic Merit
Embarrassingly, I am completely unable to do any of these simple things that I would bet the majority on here can do:

* Click my fingers
* Burp
* Whistle using just my lips (i.e. no external whistle)
* Swim
* Use an iron
* Do a cartwheel or handstand or anything of that sort
* Juggle even just 2 balls
* Perform any magic trick
* Play anything on the piano


Yes I can't whistle, swim, cartwheel or juggle either :colondollar:
.... or ride a bike :colondollar:
Use an iron... really? You can't press a heavy metal object onto a table? :rolleyes:
Grate cheese
Iron
Reply 10
I can't put on a shirt the right way in my first try :colondollar:
I can't swim, at least not without using floats (which doesn't really count). Having to do swimming in secondary school PE was annoying because they didn't really teach swimming much, it was just swimming lengths by that point.
Original post by Frodokins
Grate cheese


How come?
Reply 13
I can't make tea.
Get A and A* in my A levels:redface:

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*tense my muscles (just never figured out how)
*click my fingers
*catch a ball like 50 percent of the time (yay! Dyspraxia!)
*write legibly


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Whistle
Is whistling a hereditary or acquired characteristic? i.e. can you learn how to?

Juggling? No need to do it if you're not performing at a circus or other major entertainment event
Swimming? If you can't do it, stay out of large bodies of water :wink:
Piano? I got up to grade 4 and that was it. Either you have to be really talented or have a lot of free time in order to master the piano
Magic tricks? They don't really exist
i will personally teach all of u deprived mother****ers to whistle


Original post by Sophsha
Whistle


Original post by Huda_medo
Yes I can't whistle


Original post by lerjj
except whistling, I don't think I'll ever crack that one,


Original post by Autistic Merit

* Whistle using just my lips (i.e. no external whistle)
Reply 19
Original post by aliman65
Difference between left and right - really?


hey, left and rights can be confusing at times - i still need to look at my hands to tell left from right :frown:

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