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Let's make the silliest story EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The way this works, is that I start a story with a short sentence and then each poster will continue it afterwards. It is up to everybody to make the silliest and most "WTH" inducing adventure the world has ever seen, so let's do it!

I will start:
I walked along the road...

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Holding a giraffe sandwich :biggrin:
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pagorai
16
and pink milkshake made from hippo's milk
when suddenly I saw a sabretooth alpaca eating some sexy nail clippings
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Jumannah
The sabertooth alpaca started pooping some dogs

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...The dogs then morphed into a group of sloths.
The sloths started to barf pink custard and it looked so yummy I bent down and licked it.
By using his farts powers. :biggrin:
The pink custard didn't live up to my expectation and coughed out kidney beans


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Jumannah
The bookcase was secretly a transformer andvt transformed into...

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A big lump of poo


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of Queen of Pop MADONNA's copy cat Lady Gaga's.
However Nick clegg saved Britain and threw a cheesecake at his wife


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Who then turned into a capricorn
and started dancing like purple elephants :elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant::elefant:


and swaying parrots :parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot:
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The Capricorn then proceeded to eat a fat feminist
And decided to join a striper club


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Kangie
13
He then realised that he wasn't into stripes and joined a yoga class.
The yoga instructor was a super hot attractive.. Panda
...And this Panda had legs, and she knew how to use them.

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