What on earth just happened?
I get my haircut once every 6 months so yeah im a haircut scrooge or just sensible.
I needed my wig chopped quick as i'm meeting someone tommorrow so it's monday and my normal one is shut and so are loads of others.
I remember this man trying to wave me in from inside his shop as i was looking at his price board saying "effing expensive"
Anyway now i know why he has to call them in.
So i ask him how much, he licks his lip with conentration, erh 14.50 i was like oh i only pay 7 pound.
he says okay 8 pound.
I sit down, and he starts saying "where do you live?" i say village, then he says where? i say somewhere. he then says oh i live there.
he then says "when's your birthday" i say some made up month, he says "oh when when" i say i'm not giving out personal information, oh he says it's only because i give away free hair cuts. he then says which hairdresser do you normally go to, oh him! i know him. he says "which hairdresser did you used to go before him" i cant remember he says "oh come on you can remember"
then he starts to shave my eyebrows, im like WTF! then when it's finished i give him a 10 pound note, he says "see you have more than 8 pound" expecting more money.
and then he says "dont forget to come again you get a free haircut for your birthday" and actually there's a sign outside his window saying free haircuts to male models. so why didnt he give me that.
FML