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If you had a really nice ass would you be constantly cupping feels of yourself?

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Would you be in love with your own sweet heinie

Mmmm yeah <3 63%
Nah I'm not a butt boy/girl38%
Total votes: 8
**** it I don't have long left on Riku.

Personally if I had a squat ass I would have no need to go on the pull and all future relationships could be asexual, like best friends, no carnal pleasure necessary except for their benefit. In fact I could stay single (for the sex aspect, companionship a different story). I would make love to my sweet nice high round tight belfie-friendly ass and that'd do me fine. I dare say I would have a crush on my own ass. :u:

Just had to put it out there that I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Anybody else?
(edited 9 years ago)

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Wat. No.
Only if you're from north pole


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Only if you're from north pole


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how does that make sense :s-smilie:
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Original post by Precious Illusions
Wat. No.


I guess you're not a butt girl then?

Nice reference to Depeche Mode btw :smile:
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how does that make sense :s-smilie:


Well, obviously, when your ass cheeks are colder they tighten, making it more satisfying, as well as being the highest human on earth (on location, unless you pops a few mols good good) but yeah dude you just don't got innovation like we got in the squad, join us yo


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Yes

On a related note, does anyone here cup their farts to smell them?
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Yes

On a related note, does anyone here cup their farts to smell them?


Well duh, it's better to cup them and unleash them above someone you don't like though


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Original post by Yeah dude
Well, obviously, when your ass cheeks are colder they tighten, making it more satisfying, as well as being the highest human on earth (on location, unless you pops a few mols good good) but yeah dude you just don't got innovation like we got in the squad, join us yo


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I have never experienced cold tight ass cheeks :s-smilie:

strangely, my ass was tighter when I was 16, than it is now, even though I still lift and work out. :ms:
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Original post by Yeah dude
Well duh, it's better to cup them and unleash them above someone you don't like though


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Yeah dude!
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I have never experienced cold tight ass cheeks :s-smilie:

strangely, my ass was tighter when I was 16, than it is now, even though I still lift and work out. :ms:


I'm assuming you're a dude? Female assopology is different to dudes assopology, don't worry I study asses for a living, only female ass though, and female ass gets tighter as it gets colder


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Yeah dude!


YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH DUUUUUUDE
I should stop screaming in a library


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Original post by Yeah dude
I'm assuming you're a dude? Female assopology is different to dudes assopology, don't worry I study asses for a living, only female ass though, and female ass gets tighter as it gets colder


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I guess mano a mano I would love to be a dude with a female ass
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Original post by Yeah dude
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH DUUUUUUDE
I should stop screaming in a library


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Screaming is sexy!

Sorry this is getting homo
Nohomo
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Screaming is sexy!

Sorry this is getting homo
Nohomo


Love ya, no homo


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Original post by Riku
I guess you're not a butt girl then?

Nice reference to Depeche Mode btw :smile:


I like butts, but I wouldn't become asexual just because I had a great arse :erm:

And thanks :smile:
I do already without realising. Same with my boobs. :mmm:
Original post by Vixen47
I do already without realising.

in my case I'm fully aware

I regret nothing
Yep, do it all the time.

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