Nulli,
you raise some valid points but I think that your view of the University of Law is based on the older "College of Law" (I notice that you keep referring to it with the previous name which is fine but it reflects your old fashion view of the College of Law vs. what they do today as a University).
As a clear example the module "law in action", a portfolio that accounts for 26% of the final LLB qualification (see
http://www.law.ac.uk/undergraduate/llb-hons-law-degree-3-year/ degree qualification) does pretty much what you describe: help the students to think outside the box and to solutions and not just black letter law.
Parrot fashion learning is not really applicable even in a GLD. Much of the exams are problems (and yes, may be even a defect title scenario) that you need to solve so just memorising without understanding won't help you to pass - not just at the University of Law but everywhere.
The LLB is a new programme seems to offer a very normal university experience (see some of their current students at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsq_RsntllE&list=PLIr_gf3NNn2gEHtR9d8nHa1kefULwYyXf&index=2) so I don't think that you can just disqualify them for being more commercially oriented and practical.
Obviously their programme might be different than a more traditional and historic University like the one you attended or Cardiff. There will be less jurisprudence (or none) or philosophy of law and more "how to solve a legal problem" and practical based learning. This is exactly my point.
"The CoL is now producing law graduates who have never had to think and find out for themselves beyond a very regimented regime."
Given that you have previously confirmed that you didn't hire/were not in touch with UoL LLB graduates I think that this statement is just speculative and not based on any evidence or first-hand experience.
I think that you would need a bit more research before releasing these statements in a public forum e.g. review the curriculum/course structure and then you can say what is missing vs. Cardiff, UWE or any other option.
I don't think that I could possibly know better than you which place would be best but I somehow gather the feeling that much of your opinions are based on what the College of Law was 10+ years ago and not what the University of Law LLB is today.
As a general rule I think that it is best to review previous students experience (e.g. through the youtube channel - unfortunately many traditional Universities do not release similar videos) and by visiting in person the two-three institutions in question. An in-depth review of the curriculum and assessment methods is also very important to determine where a student is more likely to be successful. As you well know a lower classification in a more traditional university (which is not necessary better) would remain as a big negative for career prospectives.
I think that the University of Law relations with law firms helped them in designing a programme that is more practical and current to what the employers want - and not what academia dictates or feel that is better.
Last but not list the majority of faculty members at the University of Law are practitioners. I see this as a big plas.
It might not be the case in many traditional Universities that tend to be more academic oriented.