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If your pet could speak, what would they say about you?

My dog would probably think I'm one of the most patronising people alive..:tongue:
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I'm clingy and that the nicknames I give them are awful :tongue:

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My cat sits on the edge of the bath and watches me shower, so I dread to think!
Decent feeding service.

Squishes me a little too hard.

Love her when she stokes under my shin or brushes my fur gently.

Hate her when she bathes me or takes me to the vet.
Original post by LolaLowe
My cat sits on the edge of the bath and watches me shower, so I dread to think!


I know dem feels. :giggle:

My two are still really young and finding their feet, so they've slipped into the bath on more than one occasion whilst doing that, olols.
Nothing because I don't have a pet

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Original post by LolaLowe
My cat sits on the edge of the bath and watches me shower, so I dread to think!


One of my cats do that when I'm in the bath too. I feel quite honoured that they would brave coming so close to water just for me since cats hate water :colondollar: lol

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My fish would probably ask me to stop staring at them.

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Probably that I'm really annoying.
I love her so much I just want to pick her up and give her cuddles... She doesn't want that all the time though lol



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In the words of my old cat:
'Ffs it's her again.
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Kill.'
They probably would have said that I'm really good at petting. One of my cats always used to drool when being stroked.
My pet would say that I am very powerful in hug. Moreover it would request me to stop to tap on the ribs.
Stop calling me fat!
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"If I were human, I'd bang you."

:sexface:
"That wet food pouch isn't going to open on its own. Hop to it, one-who-carries-me-everywhere!"

My cat is greedy, and I indulge her laziness as soon as she asks.
"How did you get so good at hunting?"

Tbh, I literally have no idea what she'd say.

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