I found my partner in a fancy club which had only been open for a week or so, and so me and my family decided to go and have a look around. When inside, I dragged my step-uncle, twice removed, with me and began to wander when I saw it. It was hideous and mangled, had buck teeth which could put a rabbits to shame, had greasy long hair which you could strangle someone with...But it was rich (easily identifiable by the gold bling bling around its horse neck which almost blinded me) and so I decided to pursue it and ask if it wanted a drink.
It said yes.
The rest of the night is a blur, but I remember impregnating it (with my uncle and step-great grandma watching) and with it being a devoted Christian, it had to marry me, lest it be sullied in the name of God.
I am now rich, live in a penthouse and am currently thinking up plots to get rid of it.
It calls itself Sham-la