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I lost my virginity and I'm studying maths at uni ask me anything

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Felicitations.
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Original post by Profesh
Felicitations.


***** who use complicated words for no reason don't tend to get laid by very attractive women.

Js


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Did you differentiate her ass:tongue:

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Original post by toonervoustotalk
Did you differentiate her ass:tongue:

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Mate I intersected her set
I increased my velocity as time approached infinity
She integrated my natural log



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Mate I intersected her set
I increased my velocity as time approached infinity
She integrated my natural log



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:yy:

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Original post by toonervoustotalk


All the same rly


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your anal virginity?

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Original post by douwanna
All the same rly


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Did you go to an independent school?
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Can you create a mathematical model that models a male orgasm?

Can you create a formula that can calculate the trajectory of a person's ejaculation? How can we improve the trajectory based on your formula? Please show us the mathematical proof that shows it works.

Assuming that you want to cum on the person's face, what's the amount of time the person needs to close their eyes before the semen hits their nose? Is there a formula to ensure that the semen can go straight to their eyes?
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your anal virginity?

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No


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Did you go to an independent school?


State school I love ur photos they're the ****


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Original post by douwanna
State school I love ur photos they're the ****


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What photos? :tongue:

Impressive that you lost your virginity without being privatesly educated :tongue:
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Can you create a mathematical model that models a male orgasm?

Can you create a formula that can calculate the trajectory of a person's ejaculation? How can we improve the trajectory based on your formula? Please show us the mathematical proof that shows it works.

Assuming that you want to cum on the person's face, what's the amount of time the person needs to close their eyes before the semen hits their nose? Is there a formula to ensure that the semen can go straight to their eyes?


Yes

We will need certain variables and assumptions an exact model would require a lot more practice to perfect the approximations, but regardless we can simply model the spunk as a particle been projected at an angle of elevation, alpha (the inclination of ones cock with the horizontal line at the base of the cock) from here we can derive formulae based off suvat to use to calculate the horizontal and vertical trajectory of the spunk - this is easy so I will leav this to you as homework

Again this second query will depend on the value of theta and the initial vector which represents the cock and the final vector that represents the girls face - with more practice I can do this - I have yet to cum on a girls face tho, she only let me do tits :frown:




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What photos? :tongue:

Impressive that you lost your virginity without being privatesly educated :tongue:


The photos of poo :teehee:

Thnx bro


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what drove you to make such a thread
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Original post by Kaiju
what drove you to make such a thread


I have a 9am foundations lecture


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Original post by douwanna
The photos of poo :teehee:

Thnx bro


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Haha glad I have a fan. That was so long ago.

Though I guess it's faecesible that you'd remember, what with your interest in logs :tongue:
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Haha glad I have a fan. That was so long ago.

Though I guess it's faecesible that you'd remember, what with your interest in logs :tongue:


Das it mane


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Shut up robbie

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