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Just bought some kinky underwear but the parcel was at my neighbours...

When I woke up my mum had gone round to collect it from my next door neighbours (as I had been asleep when the mail man came, and she had been out shopping), and when I saw it, it had the name of company I bought from on the front of the parcel, and had "description of contents: underwear" on the front too!

What if they are Googling the website now?

How can I show my face around here again?

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Original post by arson_fire
Sometimes you`ve got to own it. Put them on, walk downstairs and ask your mum what she thinks.


This aint the time for jokes, Bruv.
For all you know, your neighbors may be into the same thing...
Either way I wouldn't worry about, it's not a big deal.
Original post by iammeyouareyou
For all you know, your neighbors may be into the same thing...
Either way I wouldn't worry about, it's not a big deal.


I am not sure I have the right kind of image to be wearing kinky underwear...

It kind of makes me people gossip...

Plus I just know my mum will be Googling the website, and when she sees it... :eek:
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Original post by arson_fire
Sometimes you`ve got to own it. Put them on, walk downstairs and ask your mum what she thinks.

+1
What was kinky about the underwear?
Original post by ChaoticButterfly
What was kinky about the underwear?


Gay fashion.
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Original post by Isambard Kingdom Brunel
it had the name of company I bought from on the front of the parcel, and had "description of contents: underwear" on the front too!


2/10. Believable until this point.
Original post by Reue
2/10. Believable until this point.


I am serious. It came from the US, so I guess that must be custom to do that over there.

If it was a UK domestic parcel I don't think we would need to have that info in the parcel.
Look them in the eye as you take the parcel from them. Unbox it and put it on in front of them all while maintaining eye contact. Assert your dominance.
Clearly this thread is useless without pictures...
Original post by somemightsay888
Look them in the eye as you take the parcel from them. Unbox it and put it on in front of them all while maintaining eye contact. Assert your dominance.


Haha I lolled.
Original post by RFowler
Clearly this thread is useless without pictures...


http://www.candymanfashion.com/products/candyman-9522-zipper-brief-color-black
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Original post by Isambard Kingdom Brunel


Great, now I have that in my search history.
oh **** them. I very much doubt they will be offended by you owning a "marital aid".

And if your worried about your mother finding out, unless she has issues with you having sex, i doubt she will be bothered by this.
Original post by Isambard Kingdom Brunel


crying
Original post by paradoxicalme
crying


with laughter? :biggrin:
Own it. No reason to be pussy about it.
Original post by Isambard Kingdom Brunel
with laughter? :biggrin:


partially. imagine getting your dick caught in that zipper
Disgusting,

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