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STUDY - Average person is PSYCHOTIC when alone in the house

But we already knew that didn't we? :cool:

[video="youtube;9G4fUeuAfGo"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4fUeuAfGo[/video]

This ground-breaking new study was conducted on tens of millions of Americans. The following are some of the 'psychotic' actions of an average person when he/she is alone at home:

- Have imaginary conversations

- Endlessly scroll through smartphones (3 hours on average)

- Check the fridge repeatedly and return empty handed

- Check the same 3 websites over and over again

- Stare at themselves in the mirror, make grotesque faces and then leave as if what they did was completely normal :biggrin:


So many "lol, that's me!" comments on youtube! :rofl:


tbh this squirrel is slightly relieved :colondollar:







*rolls on the ground into a ball of fur*

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A man left alone with a tea cosy will put it on his head.
I sing to myself in the shower, does that make me psychotic???
I do all those things when my house is full. :curious:
Is it psychotic if it's common? :confused:
None of those behaviours are psychotic.
Original post by Clip
A man left alone with a tea cosy will put it on his head.


Been looking for a picture of the dead body in "snatch" with a tea cosy on his head... But I couldn't find one, so just watch snatch then think of me and laugh


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Someone might need to point out that this is The Onion and therefore a joke.
So true
Original post by Sataris
Someone might need to point out that this is The Onion and therefore a joke.


I didn't even bother watching the video before I posted. :tongue:
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Original post by Sataris
Someone might need to point out that this is The Onion and therefore a joke.

The study was done by the university of Cornell.
Original post by squirrelman
The study was done by the university of Cornell.


Rough place. If you go

arm yourself because no one else there will saaaave you
It's always three websites. Never two nor four. It's the perfect number for the cycle of refreshing and aimless scrolling.
Original post by AmisThysia
It's always three websites. Never two nor four. It's the perfect number for the cycle of refreshing and aimless scrolling.


Mine is four websites. I guess I'm psychotic because normals do three, lol.
I drench myself in petrol whilst singing along to Burn by Ellie Goulding :-):-):-)
That's not psychotic. That's boredom.
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Original post by WeedCanKill
I drench myself in petrol whilst singing along to Burn by Ellie Goulding :-):-):-)

O___O


Original post by mcpon14
Mine is four websites. I guess I'm psychotic because normals do three, lol.

7 for me, I should be in an asylum!


Original post by Vixen47
I do all those things when my house is full. :curious:
lol I'm sure youre alone in the room or something no?



Original post by Smash Bandicoot
I sing to myself in the shower, does that make me psychotic???

no :smile:

Original post by Maid Marian
That's not psychotic. That's boredom.
are you sure that having imaginary conversations and making faces for extended periods of time is common?
Original post by squirrelman

are you sure that having imaginary conversations and making faces for extended periods of time is common?


I've probably had more imaginary conversations with myself in my life than I have with real people :rofl:

Idk, why don't you use your super squirrel abilities to spy on people and find out for yourself? :holmes:
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Original post by Maid Marian
I've probably had more imaginary conversations with myself in my life than I have with real people :rofl:

Idk, why don't you use your super squirrel abilities to spy on people and find out for yourself? :holmes:
Because I can't find morocco mole :cry2:

Have you had those conversations out loud? (not judging) And are they with yourself or is it a past/future conversation with someone else?
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Original post by Sataris
Someone might need to point out that this is The Onion and therefore a joke.


+1
[Satire] should always be attached, given how difficult it is to tell between legitimate articles and the Onion nowadays.

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