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Craving sex so much? I Need help

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This thread probably needs cleaning

Tilly - clean up in relationships please!
Original post by Silver Arrow
Go clubbing and lower your standards mate.


How can I when the woman don't want to talk to me
Go buy a toy of your favourite pornstar's vagina or something. Or try and find a girl to bang. Or pay someone.
When I can find prostitues????
Original post by Anonymous
When I can find prostitues????


Your local dark alley.

Just do a Google search and you'll most likely find loads in your area.
Go to a Chinese Health Shop and ask for a massage. Check fbsm.co.uk
Original post by nylonfeetlover
Go to a Chinese Health Shop and ask for a massage. Check fbsm.co.uk


Are these safe? thanks a lot
Original post by Precious Illusions
Sex toy of some sort? :dontknow:

Made my night LOOOOOL :adore:
Holy **** are you that desperate mate?
Original post by nylonfeetlover
Go to a Chinese Health Shop and ask for a massage. Check fbsm.co.uk


The website you gave me don't work, it won't let me sign up
Original post by Anonymous
Are these safe? thanks a lot


They give you a massage and they finish with a handjob ("happy ending") for an extra "tip" of £20 (do NOT pay more than that!), so that's VERY safe. If you're interested, I can give you a list of places in China Town (London) but they do it everywhere, as far as I know. Email me:

nylon DOT feetlover AT yahoo DOT co DOT uk
Original post by Anonymous
The website you gave me don't work, it won't let me sign up


Email me:
nylon DOT feetlover AT yahoo DOT co DOT uk
Original post by nylonfeetlover
They give you a massage and they finish with a handjob ("happy ending") for an extra "tip" of £20 (do NOT pay more than that!), so that's VERY safe. If you're interested, I can give you a list of places in China Town (London) but they do it everywhere, as far as I know. Email me:

nylon DOT feetlover AT yahoo DOT co DOT uk


Lmao really? How on earth did you come across that? Did you just ask them if they gave a happy ending? That must have been very awkward.
Original post by DorianGrayism
You can still use a sex toy or a hoover


Hoovers suck :ahee:
Original post by nylonfeetlover
Email me:
nylon DOT feetlover AT yahoo DOT co DOT uk


Hey I have messages you here at TSR
This whole thread makes me want to cry..... And now I want an apple pie (For non American Pie like reasons)
Original post by Posiedon12
This whole thread makes me want to cry..... And now I want an apple pie (For non American Pie like reasons)


Shut up
Original post by Anonymous
How can I when the woman don't want to talk to me


Who gives a ****? 93% of what you say isn't coming out of your mouth. It's all in the body language.
Original post by Silver Arrow
Who gives a ****? 93% of what you say isn't coming out of your mouth. It's all in the body language.


Really you think so?
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