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Christmas Haiku

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The turkeys are in
and customers are hungry
'tis a pub Christmas
Its my turn!

Christmas is coming...
Another day has bygone now.
Happy Christmas time!
(edited 9 years ago)
Who ate my cookies?
I left them out for Santa
I will call the cops

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(edited 9 years ago)
Reply 63
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less than three weeks now
dick the shepherd blows his nail
we sacked greasy joan
Reply 64
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twelve days and ten hours
there is still time to send cards
keep your chimney clean



:holly:
Reply 65
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barely a week left
pass the parcel in full swing
missed the meteors




:holly:
Reply 66
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just a week from now
Santa will empty his sack
for the good children




:holly:
Deck the halls with bells
We WILL capture him this year!
Chimney dude, you're mine!
Reply 68
Original post by steadmusic
Deck the halls with bells
We WILL capture him this year!
Chimney dude, you're mine!


Be Careful Santa
The Threat Level has been Raised
Pack some heat Big S
Reply 69
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final yule haiku
Santa i hear your sleigh bells
your sack is bulging
Christmas carries on
Carry on the merry cheer
It's but once a year!
Reply 71
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tempus fugit guys
only fifty one weeks left
plan for xmas now


:holly:

:merryxmas:

:santa3:
You're too excited
You really should calm down, sir
It has been and gone.
Reply 73


a month has nearly passed
is that a distant sleigh bell ?
or my ding-a-ling ?

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