Ironically for you I'm tee-total. I was just being succinct.
Paddy
Hmmm....
Ironically....
Ironically....
I can only see it as being ironic if I was a raving drunk and doing the whole pot calling the kettle black thing then I can see how it would be. All I can do is assure you that.... while not quite tea-total, I'm hardly an alcoholic.
Nice to meet someone pleasantly strange without chemical assistance. Third person is a very under-used tense.